Fable 2 Achievements

[Dronaj]

By Order of the King - as a knight of bowerstone, go out and raid a neighboring village and burn it down for land development. 50g

It's Good to be the King - as king of bowerstone, do the same thing. 50g

[nstalaat]

Back Stabber: Kill a friend in a multiplayer game you are hosting

Awkward Silence: Get caught in the act of cheating on your wife if you know what i mean

Breaker of the Ice: Put your moves on every woman, man, child, and shovel in albion

Hello my Name is Eric Cartman: destroy a hippie nest

Action of Which we do not Speak: I'll leave this to your sickest imagination Tsuyu

[Skorm's Boss]

The Fred Astaire Award 85g: Tap Dance 50 Times

[Jack0Blades]

You Got Served - 5G
Get served in a tap dancing contest online by someone with the "Fred Astaire" achievement unlocked.

[Angel]

You're It - 10G
Get bitten by someone who has been infected by a balverine

Town Bike - 15G
Sleep with every available man in any one town, playing as a female Hero

Double Standards - 25G
Sleep with every available woman in any one town, playing as a male Hero

And you are...? - 10G
Accept your first major quest

And they call it puppy love... - 50G
Never scold or harm your dog 100%

Smack my ***** up - 50G
Be 100% evil towards your dog

5 more minutes, ok Dad?! - 25G
Play game for 60 hours realtime

[Jack0Blades]

Dodge This - 5G
Decapitate <insert villain character here> by rifle.

Who's laughing now? - 20G
Save assaulted traders by burning a bandit alive.

History Lesson - 30G
Find the gravestone and read the epitaph of the hero from previous fable.

T.V. is better anyway - 20G
Successfuly destroy the bowerstone library and escape town alive.

I Saw It In A Cartoon Once - 50G
Blow up the mayors bird cage (along with his yellow canary) with eight units of dynomite and four units of "TNT".

We Were Out Of Forks - 5G
Kill your spouse with a wooden cooking spoon.

[Jack0Blades]

Jack0Blades gets 500G - 500G
Get a post count of 200 on the projectego forums (yay!)

Lannigans Ball - 10G
Buy drinks for everyone in a bar then kill them all

(Lannigans Ball is an Irish term for a party that starts out well then goes to hell...)

[Angel]

Chavtastic - 15G
Successfully find all Easter egg items which comprise of a Kappa tracksuit, NY baseball cap and Fila trainers, complete with tacky gold chain around the neck.

Unholy Order - 5G
Vomit inside a temple

Billy No-Mates - 10G
Be so unattractive that even your dog can't stand the sight of you.

[Man]

Geranimo!!! 5G
Jump off the highest cliff in Albion

Men, who needs them? 5G
Play the game as a woman

Women, who needs them? 5G
Play the game as a woman

Alchohol can't stop me! 10G
Work for an entire day at your job drunk

The toilet broke! 5G
Answer a call of nature outdoors

No boundaries 5G
Hook up with a drunk woman/man

[TRA Rotid]

Retro 5G
Kill 100 enemies with a stick (or the wooden sword)

[Zarkes]

Find your house in ginormous bowerstone 5G

[xxrevanxx]

Talk about Jekkl and Hyde- Become completely good then murder a kid at night- 25 GP

Child Abuser- Have at lest 1 child and then beat him at least once a day for a week- 10 GP

Drug Dealer- Sell 100 blue mushrooms- 30 GP

Cut Throat- Kill The final boss with a dagger or knife of some kind with 75% of your HP gone- 45GP

OJ Simpson- Marry 3 people ( not neccasarily at the same time) and kill all of them within a week of marrying them- 25 GP

WHAT THE !?@#- Finish at least 3 missons Completely nude-40 GP

Faint Footsteps- Kill 10 People with a dagger and they can't notice you- 30 GP

Don't touch him, he might shock you- Master all electricty skills-30 GP

Don't Touch Me!!!!- Kill 100 people then get a wife-50 gp

He wouldn't harm a fly- Beat the game without killing anyone or anything( Except for bosses and stuff like that)-1000 gp

hope you like my acheivments!!

Marry 1/20th of all the woman in albion ( that's nigh impossible)-1500 GP

[hajaki]

Who Are You...? - 50G
- Change the name of 15 people

Demon Spawn - 10G
- Kill a childhhood friend

King of Jack - 100G
- Kill Jack of Blades

AlbionKnight - 200G
- Destroy a sandcastle

[Zarkes]

Originally Posted by hajaki

Who Are You...? - 50G
- Change the name of 15 people

Demon Spawn - 10G
- Kill a childhhood friend

King of Jack - 100G
- Kill Jack of Blades

AlbionKnight - 200G
- Destroy a sandcastle

lmao on the albion knight achievement, that was good

[Agent Spank]

Jack of All Trades - 50G
- Acquire the Highest level of all profession skills

Playboy/Playgirl - 20G
- Manage to get 3 Wives/Husbands to live in the same home.

Birdie! - 10G
- Play a round of Badminton with a Co-op partner using a Chicken

Mr. Doitall - 30G
- Manage to open every Demon Door in Albion

Monkey See, Monkey do - 10G
- Teach your child how to do something

Mr. Bigshot - 10G
- Earn the title of Highstakes Roller (Gambling)

Chicken Breath - 10G
- Munch down 100 Crunchy Chickens

Sniper - 20G
- Take out 500 NPCs without them having knowledge of your where you are.

Show off - 10G
- Show off at least 10 different trophies

Show off 2 - 10G
- Beat the hell out of Villagers with at least 10 different trophies

Bros Before Hoes - 10G
- Beat the hell out of your co-op partner if he tries to woo your wife / husband

Adventurer - 25G
- Explore the entire map of Albion

Serial Killer - 10G
- Kill 20 Villagers who all have 1 thing in common without the public witnessing any of the murders

Mayor - 25G
- Own every property inside a town

Monopolizer - 20G
- Murder 50 traveling merchants and destroy 5 competing buisnesses

Pick On Somebody Your Own Size - 5G
- Push a Child into the mud

Role Model - 15G
- Spend enough time with your child to make him grow up just like you

Werewolf - 10G
- Make a werewolf costume out of 100 Balverine Pelts

Forbidden Fruit - 10G
- You kill at least 5 Villagers who pick a fruit from any tree

Rich Hobo - 10G
- Have 50,000 gold in your name and not own any properties