[LionHeadTex]

Welcome...to Albion. You are a new Hero that seeks worthyness to all, whether truly good or evil..it is your destiny and duty to either slay, or save the ones you dear the most. You will do this..and as your fate churns like a barrel of butter on a hot summer day in bowerstone...*cough*..you will be perfected into a legend. But be warned, legends aren't always good. A legend is a one who is remembered. But to be a legend...you must choose good or evil, slay foes, take down sinister villians...find treasures...find bombs...blow up bombs...get cool armor..change your hair..all you have to do is choose your path. And whoever doesn't choose good or evil, will die from rabies.

But apparently, one man changed those rules.
(Suddenly..and ninja like doofus appears from the shadows, trips, and regains his dignity by shooting lightning at the man who he thought tripped him, but he really didn't..so he's in a pickle)
Yep.

You know, I just insulted you right

Yep.

Jesus you need to take some medicine...clean your house once in awhile..and stop stealing books for bonfires in the guild!
I did save one book...if it is a book...Boy Play...Boy's Play...what is it called again?

Play Boy!

Haha, got you there...looks like Mr.Voice Over Guy has some secrets...

Jesus Christ...i'm leaving...this f**ing sucks. Is this how the announcer job is supposed to be like?Just tell them who you are Tex..

I am a human :0




No...describe yourself before I fail so much I have to go do voice overs for the upcoming hobbit movie

OK.My names James Theodore Texran the third....the second...and a half

My god...

I'm also known as LionHeadTex..because my brother was a lion...and...well I swore those mushrooms I smoked had nothing to do with making my name!

Oh no..

I'm also known as TechnoTex...

What?

I got a IPhone...did you know it holds 60 trillion songs?

IPhone?Is that a sword?

Strange...looks like this it's someone elses IPhone..hey announcer...do you like German Mix Music?

No..why...

oh wait....werent we talking about your life..and your background

Ah. Well I have a cool Gears wallpaper...it's got Marcus mowing down some locust with his chainsaw gun..man..if I had my 360 right now...ownaggge!

We're all doomed...

LHT The Web Novel
Coming Soon

^This is just a preview

The story..novel..thing will be coming out soon..still in production..

You will get to see the background of LHT...some humor..and other stuff

From jokes about Jack..to chasing chickens..it will all be in this novel

[FableFreak]

Umm... Yeah, that doesn't make any sense to me... Are you sure you didn't eat any mushrooms before you wrote this?

[projectego]

That was certainly very... interesting... Thanks for sharing, LHT!

[Albion Knight]

Wicked cool + rep

[§ephiroxa§]

Yeeah..that didn't make any sense..

[LionHeadTex]

OK..obviosly you guys don't get it

See..if my movie maker on my mac was working..I could make a teaser..this was originally going to be a movie..but right now it's broken

So I plan on having a intro series before I make the movie

My friend wrote most of this..he's preety crazy..but hopefully the movie and the fan fiction will live up to it's expectations

What did I write?The mushroom part

The film will be using high definition (optional for low quality,high,or high def)..it will be a WMV or Quicktime file..and hopefully I can make a website.

My friend and I wrote this..because we jotted down some notes for the teaser and the movie..it's looking awesome (script wise)

I might start a thread involved with the progress of this...and hopefully I can just get my friend to tell me the ideas..instead of just typing them down and posting it.

So alot of hopes for this...I might even be looking for some guest voices.. PM me asap if you have a mic and a recorder