7 reasons not to mess w/ children

Rhadiel · 06-15-2007, 11:01 PM

Here are my 4 reasons not to mess with children

there actually jokes:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large animal its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human ; It was physically impossible
The little girl said"When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah"
The teacher asked "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied"Then you ask him"

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied " I'm drawing god"
The teacher paused and said " But no one knows what god looks like"
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied "They will in a minuet"

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy father and thy mother, she asked
"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (The oldest of the family) answered, "Thou shall not kill"

The choldren were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun left a note, and posted it on the apple tray.
"Take ONLY one. God is watching."
Moving further along the line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate cookies.
A child had written a note " Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

hope you thought those were good, maybe you can come up w/ ur own child wiseass jokes. ^^

Dark Drakan · 06-15-2007, 11:18 PM

Actually some quite good ones in there +rep

LionHeadTex · 06-15-2007, 11:27 PM

Funny, but each joke had a touch of religion in it. Nonetheless, they were good.

Actually, I said something to a 2nd grade bully one time. I wasn't getting bullied by him, but I could tell he always wanted to **** people off, alright well

He comes up to me and goes,"Move out of the way you weasle"
So I go,"Fine....bathtub
So he starts walking, and comes back and shouts,"What did you call me weasle?"
So I just go,"I called you a bathtub...in many countries thats a good compliment"
The bully was about to tear my brain in half, he just roars,"Your calling me fat??? You are such a douchebag!"
And I yell back,"Yo face is a douchebag!"

Back then, that was a hell of an insult

droded · 06-15-2007, 11:40 PM

Very funny Rhadiel. I can see why you haven't thanked me for you're Armour yet

+Rep

Rhadiel · 06-15-2007, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by droded

Very funny Rhadiel. I can see why you haven't thanked me for you're Armour yet

+Rep

?....ummmm i dont get it.....and thx for da rep guys...ill rep u back lol

droded · 06-15-2007, 11:43 PM

You haven't come and collected you're suit from my shop.

Dark Drakan · 06-15-2007, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by droded

You haven't come and collected you're suit from my shop.

There is such a thing as a PM

droded · 06-15-2007, 11:54 PM

I was just translating what he misunderstood...

Anyway, I laughed out loud at the first one.

The rest were ok.

Dark Drakan · 06-15-2007, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by droded

I was just translating what he misunderstood...

Had no place in the thread anyway and should have been a PM to begin with.

Rhadiel · 06-16-2007, 12:33 AM

sry droded, and yes i repd u for the suit and i loaded the fmp...does anyone have some wiseass child jokes to tell?.....im all out.....

Albion Knight · 06-16-2007, 01:36 AM

God is watching the apples
that was funny you should add that to you sig

Increase in standing points for you my friend (+rep)

Rhadiel · 06-16-2007, 01:48 AM

thx ^^

FableFreak · 06-16-2007, 07:23 PM

Now wouldn't these belong in the Jokes thread?

Hexadecimal · 06-16-2007, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by FableFreak

Now wouldn't these belong in the Jokes thread?

jokes are usually funny

hehehe I'm just kidding... or am I?

Rhadiel · 06-16-2007, 07:43 PM

lol i put the apple joke in my sig ^^......ill have more monday....maybe.....i can wait till the 22nd...or was it 21st? schools out then ^^