7 reasons not to mess w/ children

[Albion Knight]

I was thinking that you should put just the part " God is watching the apples" in your sig but the whole joke works as well.

[Jester.]

I got one, one day in a kindergarden school the teacher noticed that a small boy was crying by himself. She quickly went over to him to see what was wrong, The boy was Johnny a smart little kid who was constantly bullied. "Oh Johnny whats the matter?"
The teacher asked wiping his tears away. "Fred hit I!" Johnny replied whimpering
the teacher could'nt help her self and corrected him " No Fred hit me." Suddenly Johnny smiles and says "Ohhhhhh Freds in trouble!"
Eh im sorry if that didnt go so well I heard it along time ago so it may have been lost in translation there
hope it was readable.

[andythegill]

i got one reason not to mess with a collage lecturer

now this paper is very important under no circumstance you should not arrive, only if your dead i will accept or with life threatening disease
then a smart *** says "what if you are unable to move with utter sexual exhaustion

then the snappy comeback!!!
well you'll just have to use the other hand then wont you?

[Albion Knight]

Here's a true story.
In my English class, the teacher was trying to explain what a simile is.

Mr Sonenberg: "She was as dirty as a pig. She was said to be pig like because she was dirty. You see a pig is not called a pig because it's dirty"

At this point one of the less bright girls in the class speaks up

Allison: "That's Right"

Surprised that she was getting it Mr Sonenberg asks "Good Allison, explain more"

Allison: "A pig is called a pig because it's fat"

He literally hung his head with dejection. I thought he was gonna cry

[Rhadiel]

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

Here's a true story.
In my English class, the teacher was trying to explain what a simile is.

He literally hung his head with dejection. I thought he was gonna cry

:ninj a::' (

[Jester.]

rofl!! seriously