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Re: The Ctrl + V game!
One day at the sunny oakvale a destined boy went on a grand journey. He had a lot of places he had wanted to go and visit but he had to prepare for the marriage of his to a lovely young girl named Rose. She was an uppity ***** but he still liked her for her delicious cooking.
Speaking of which, the time had come to eat. So he went to his bride-to-be, to see what undearwear she'd be wearing, when dinner or rather the lack of caught his attention. His belly growled, as he looked at the kitchen, then he asked, "Roasted Hobbe AGAIN?" She sneered at him and replied "This aint Hobbe - it's your brother!" to the terrified young hero, so he rushed to the cooking pot, and threw a small pebble in the pot.
Rose cackled at his stupidity when he told her that he was fooled to belive his brother was today's dinner! He kicked her in the 130013135! and said, "I am the ultimate *** kicker!",
followed by throwing her out the conveniently open window on her ***. The whole town
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