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Old 09-17-2009   #1
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what is the funniest way you killed your wife
 

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Old 09-17-2009   #2
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mine is the safty was off when killing guards and hoped up to get a drink to summoned ghotes and my wife ran out and they all ganged her. but i had 5 more so i really dident care intell they all divorsed me later on.
 

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Old 09-19-2009   #3
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I was trying to shoot a guy in the head in Bowerstone Market but my wife walked in the way and her head went flying off
 

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Old 09-19-2009   #4
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Are you telling me that enough people have accidentally killed their wives to make a thread about it?
 

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Old 09-20-2009   #5
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i took my wife up to the bowerstone wall area (where the GG and 2 chests are) and i killed her there to make shure that no one saw() so i shot her in the head then walked over to her body and farted on it, then i heard "you murderer!" and spun around to see a girl fleeing, i whiped out my pistol and shot her in the back, i walked up to her dead body and danced on it, i loled IRL
 

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Old 09-20-2009   #6
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i took my wife up to the bowerstone wall area (where the GG and 2 chests are) and i killed her there to make shure that no one saw() so i shot her in the head then walked over to her body and farted on it, then i heard "you murderer!" and spun around to see a girl fleeing, i whiped out my pistol and shot her in the back, i walked up to her dead body and danced on it, i loled IRL
lol
that was epic
 

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Old 09-20-2009   #7
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i took my wife up to the bowerstone wall area (where the GG and 2 chests are) and i killed her there to make shure that no one saw() so i shot her in the head then walked over to her body and farted on it, then i heard "you murderer!" and spun around to see a girl fleeing, i whiped out my pistol and shot her in the back, i walked up to her dead body and danced on it, i loled IRL
Genius ! lol
 

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Old 09-21-2009   #8
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Lolol..
For some reason i was getting annoyed at my wife because she was always complaining about not getting enough money and that,
So i made her follow me into wraithmarsh, ran into a banshee and left her there to die
 

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Old 09-27-2009   #9
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husband but, i was trying to get him to divorce me by being rude but instead he got so mad he tried to kill me so i had to kill him. not that funny but, oh well
 

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Old 09-30-2009   #10
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The funniest (and only) way ive tried to kill my wife was when i had just married her and she said "let's go to my house..it'll be fun" and my mom heard so i had to shoot her
 

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Old 09-30-2009   #11
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It was when I first started playing fable: I maried alex, for the quest, and was playing with me safty. Then sudenly BANG!!!!, my pistol goes off and all I see is my wife fly out the front window... Not really but that would off been sweet. But yeah that's my story.

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Old 09-30-2009   #12
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i sacrifice them.
 

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Old 10-01-2009   #13
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Well thats not really funy ^
 

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Old 10-03-2009   #14
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The funniest (and only) way ive tried to kill my wife was when i had just married her and she said "let's go to my house..it'll be fun" and my mom heard so i had to shoot her
One time my dad came in while my character was having unprotected sex
 

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Old 10-03-2009   #15
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when i shot lucien hammer shouted "but im your wife!" and i cracked up
 

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