[shawnsterress]

what is the funniest way you killed your wife

[shawnsterress]

mine is the safty was off when killing guards and hoped up to get a drink to summoned ghotes and my wife ran out and they all ganged her. but i had 5 more so i really dident care intell they all divorsed me later on.

[Pirate X]

I was trying to shoot a guy in the head in Bowerstone Market but my wife walked in the way and her head went flying off

[Terminal Hapiness]

Are you telling me that enough people have accidentally killed their wives to make a thread about it?

[Aions]

i took my wife up to the bowerstone wall area (where the GG and 2 chests are) and i killed her there to make shure that no one saw() so i shot her in the head then walked over to her body and farted on it, then i heard "you murderer!" and spun around to see a girl fleeing, i whiped out my pistol and shot her in the back, i walked up to her dead body and danced on it, i loled IRL

[Pirate X]

Originally Posted by Aions

i took my wife up to the bowerstone wall area (where the GG and 2 chests are) and i killed her there to make shure that no one saw() so i shot her in the head then walked over to her body and farted on it, then i heard "you murderer!" and spun around to see a girl fleeing, i whiped out my pistol and shot her in the back, i walked up to her dead body and danced on it, i loled IRL

lol
that was epic

[sfroggy1]

Originally Posted by Aions

i took my wife up to the bowerstone wall area (where the GG and 2 chests are) and i killed her there to make shure that no one saw() so i shot her in the head then walked over to her body and farted on it, then i heard "you murderer!" and spun around to see a girl fleeing, i whiped out my pistol and shot her in the back, i walked up to her dead body and danced on it, i loled IRL

Genius ! lol

[Vero Caerso]

Lolol..
For some reason i was getting annoyed at my wife because she was always complaining about not getting enough money and that,
So i made her follow me into wraithmarsh, ran into a banshee and left her there to die

[FableFan4]

husband but, i was trying to get him to divorce me by being rude but instead he got so mad he tried to kill me so i had to kill him. not that funny but, oh well

[Logan]

The funniest (and only) way ive tried to kill my wife was when i had just married her and she said "let's go to my house..it'll be fun" and my mom heard so i had to shoot her

[N0L1MB5]

It was when I first started playing fable: I maried alex, for the quest, and was playing with me safty. Then sudenly BANG!!!!, my pistol goes off and all I see is my wife fly out the front window... Not really but that would off been sweet. But yeah that's my story.

[Evil Scarecrow]

i sacrifice them.

[N0L1MB5]

Well thats not really funy ^

[Pirate X]

Originally Posted by Logan

The funniest (and only) way ive tried to kill my wife was when i had just married her and she said "let's go to my house..it'll be fun" and my mom heard so i had to shoot her

One time my dad came in while my character was having unprotected sex

[Dr Doom]

when i shot lucien hammer shouted "but im your wife!" and i cracked up