All The Best Steve And Sharon

[§ephiroxa§]

Originally Posted by projectego

Wow, that's awesome! Nice work, Sephi! Sharon loves it too.

does she really love it? Or is she complaining about the picture I used?

[KaveX]

Originally Posted by Sephiroxas

It's allll your fault steve! not having good pictures of yourself in your gallery.

Just kidding.
the best I can do:

NO COMPLAINING!!

Aww what a cute baby!

[Angel]

Well, she's 5 so she's had plenty of time to grow out of that screwed up prune face that all babies seem to have. Babies are sooooo ugly...

I do like the picture Sephi - I just hate pics of me! It's really nice of you - thank you. And too

[§ephiroxa§]

Originally Posted by Angel

Well, she's 5 so she's had plenty of time to grow out of that screwed up prune face that all babies seem to have. Babies are sooooo ugly...

I do like the picture Sephi - I just hate pics of me! It's really nice of you - thank you. And too

hahaha babies are rather ugly.

Heehee. Thankies. I'm glad you like it.

[Dark Drakan]

Nice photoshop work Markie

[Angel]

Originally Posted by Sephiroxas

hahaha babies are rather ugly.

Babies look hideous - every single one of them. I've come up with a new way of congratulating simpering parents when confronted with their mewling brat.

1. Ooh, your baby looks so smart! (as in, its face is so wrinkled it makes Confuscious (sp) look like a spritely young teen)
2. I think she definitely looks like your wife (as in, she's a troglodyte too. Lucky lucky you.)
3. Wow! Look at that little face! (as in, seriously, look at it. It just makes your eyes bleed...put that thing in a circus and make some real money.)

Me no likey the babies so much...

[Albion Knight]

Ha Ha that reminds me of something Bobcat Goldthwait said when he was a the hospital

"People kept coming up to me saying 'Is that your baby? Is that your baby?' all babies look like me. They have no hair and they're screaming there heads off"

[Angel]

Haha - well I was offered £25 for my kid once in my local pub when she was about 4 months old...it was only coz I was steered out of there pronto that I didn't accept

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by Angel

Haha - well I was offered £25 for my kid once in my local pub when she was about 4 months old...it was only coz I was steered out of there pronto that I didn't accept

I pray for your future sanity that this forum will either be gone when you kid is able to read, and navigate the Intraweebs....


That is grade A+ material for any unruly teenager who wants to rebel against her parents.

[KaveX]

Originally Posted by Angel

Well, she's 5 so she's had plenty of time to grow out of that screwed up prune face that all babies seem to have. Babies are sooooo ugly...

I do like the picture Sephi - I just hate pics of me! It's really nice of you - thank you. And too

how can you say babies are ugly!!

[Angel]

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

I pray for your future sanity that this forum will either be gone when you kid is able to read, and navigate the Intraweebs....
That is grade A+ material for any unruly teenager who wants to rebel against her parents.

*shrugs* She knows...thinks I'm joking, but knows nonetheless... And she won't get a chance to rebel against me coz the minute she hits 16 she's getting a job, paying me rent or moving out. And I'll only be 34...hee hee hee!

Originally Posted by kave1793

how can you say babies are ugly!!

There are no cute babies - only varying degrees of ugliness. They all look like they've been puked on and it's dried around their wrinkly features and makes them look like something out of the Garbage Pail Kids...

[§ephiroxa§]

Originally Posted by Angel

*shrugs* She knows...thinks I'm joking, but knows nonetheless... And she won't get a chance to rebel against me coz the minute she hits 16 she's getting a job, paying me rent or moving out. And I'll only be 34...hee hee hee!


There are no cute babies - only varying degrees of ugliness. They all look like they've been puked on and it's dried around their wrinkly features and makes them look like something out of the Garbage Pail Kids...

they look like shriveled up wrinkley old men to me. "aww lookit the tiny old man--I mean your baby..it's so....lovely..."

[Angel]

Put 'em all in a room and you couldn't tell yours from another...colour aside, of course.

Do you American people have those rooms in a hospital where all the newborns are put together or is that just a TV thing? We don't get that over here...pity coz it would be so easy to just swap your screaming hairless blimp for the peaceful child next to it and no one would be any the wiser...

[droded]

Some hospitals do.

[Angel]

Well, I guess that's the only respite you get and then you're thrown out into the big wide world of 3am feeds, all-night screaming fits and throwing up. And then you gotta look after the baby too...