Anybody Got a Crowbar? Page 2

Rhadiel · 07-18-2007, 03:29 PM

i say you mentally kill her....are u older than her? if so....just throw random questions at her, drive her insane, she'll run into her room, and then lock the door. or.....simply ask her if u can play for a day, and she plays the next and so on...or just kik out of the way, and tell her to buy her own 360....

Walker · 07-18-2007, 03:49 PM

My sister isn't a big gamer, either. She only plays a few, but she plays those obsessively.

And yeah, I might resort to playing with her, but A) She was playing KOTOR, which is one player and B) She doesn't like multiplayer because our older brother and I are both better than her.

Yeah, I would try locking her in a closet, but none of them have locks (what an oversight). I've locked her out before, but then she starts screaming and banging on doors and it gets really annoying. And as soon as my older brother gets home or hears her I'm REALLY screwed. Him and his girlfriend both.

And yeah, I won't say that I haven't come close to considering fratricide (my sister gets REALLY obnoxious, especially when I have to haul her *** out of bed at five thirty in the morning for school) but the only pets that might conceivably kill her is the cat or the guinea pig. And the cat isn't believeable because he's easily bribed with ham; and the guinea pig is in a cage. The dog is a big baby and the fish... heeeeyyy... that's right! I can make it look like the fish killed her!

And on the subject of "mentally killing" her... well, I just don't have the patience. And I can't just kick her off because I'm the middle kid (so was she, but our youngest sibling wasn't a gamer) and if I do kick her off then my brother resorts immediately to physical violence, and my sister jumps in too, just so I don't feel unloved. If my brother's girlfriend is there, she'll probably start pummeling and/or gouging flesh as well.

I think I'll just have to resort to the tried-and-true method of waiting till she gives up and jumping on the console before she wakes up in the morning. Then I can hide the controllers to keep her from getting back on. Fortunately, we have lots of places to hide them. I don't think she'll have any luck finding them.

Beefdawg · 07-19-2007, 02:49 AM

dude how old are you why dont u just buy urself another xbox...its worth the wait to get money

black. · 07-19-2007, 02:55 AM

SMACK EM'!!!!!!

Sidewayz · 07-19-2007, 05:33 AM

sip tie all thier hands and feet together in thier sleep then lock em in thier rooms and play the xbox with no interferance

Walker · 07-19-2007, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beefdawg

dude how old are you why dont u just buy urself another xbox...its worth the wait to get money

Oh, yes, that's a BRILLIANT idea. I blow three hundred dollars on a new 360, when we already have a 360 and a original. Even if I bought an original XBox, it'd still be stupid. Especially since I have to pay for college in a year, and a car not too long after that. I don't want to spend ANY money. I don't keep more than forty dollars a week (and usually twenty) simply because I can't stand spending any when I have such huge things to spend money on all too soon. Oh, and not that it matters, but I'm 17. Additionally, I already HAVE the money... but I sure as hell am not going to blow it on a THIRD Xbox. Not sure how it'd be worth it, when we already have it.

Yeah, I like the violent methods, too. The problem is they either get me in trouble or get me decked by my older brother/my older brother's girlfriend. Why did he have to date a (former) (high school) rugby player??? Why oh why?

ninjasouth · 07-19-2007, 06:20 PM

Hey... you should turn the xbox 360 when they are playing it, it'll **** them off and they will probably throw a tantrum and leave

Walker · 07-19-2007, 06:38 PM

Ah... not that I'm being critical, but that's just obnoxious. I don't even like doing that under orders from the Great and All-Powerful Mom.

DJ D Mix · 07-19-2007, 08:16 PM

Thats my little sister....now,I don't get taken away,but the best way to sovle that is too go in there room and start messing with stuff...They will get angry and stuff.Just say"This is the way I feel."Try that,I guess....work with me!

andythegill · 07-19-2007, 08:21 PM

bit of a buggery situation on your hands...i suggest you get a girlfriend and keep to your room uh? then you wont want to play it and one thing why not wait until the electricity bills come, talk to your mom and say i had no part of that it was all whatever your sisters called doing. Then you mum will say to her cut down on it then you smile like an angel and she'll let you on...past experiences lol owned.

Walker · 07-19-2007, 11:07 PM

I like the girlfriend part, but not till I get a liscence (I magaged to mispell that) and don't have to be driven everywhere by my parents or siblings. And yeah, my sister is well on the way to ****ing my mom off, but that'll result in the XBox/VCR/Stereo cabinet being locked, which kinda defeats the purpose.

And I'm a firm believer in "do unto others." I only screw with her stuff if she screws with mine, so no trashing her room.

I think I will just have to stick with racing her for the console and writing or reading when she's on it. It's not too hard to beat her to it, either. She sucks at waking up in the morning.

Rhadiel · 07-19-2007, 11:31 PM

I say...nvm its too bloody...how about...no torture wont work...u can always send her away for a while..like send her to ur grandmas....or...u can just kill each other for it...

TwilightKnight · 01-23-2008, 07:01 PM

My sister isn't the gamer type.Sometimes I just act all sad or angry and when she notices she sometimes hands it over

. If that doesn't work bribes get 'em every time.Let them use something that they really want and you don't care if they use and they go for it...

Tanro · 01-24-2008, 07:00 AM

Buy a XBOX there going for like 50$ around here 70$ modded.

HEY no it wasnt! It was yesterday.....

Solus · 01-24-2008, 07:20 AM

You did notice that the last post on this thread was on 7/19/07, right??