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07-25-2006, 02:52 AM
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Arckon, Ninja Bard
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,693
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apprenticeship
I'm taking on an apprentice, to learn everything I know. But first they must prove themselves worthy. You need to be able to have great and original poems. Now no coversation in this thread, only poetry. Improvise on how to communicate. Now the best poet will be my apprentice. I will choose in two days. And remeber only poetry.
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07-25-2006, 06:23 AM
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Berserker
Location: The H-Town of Ohio
Posts: 619
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Re: apprenticeship
Pick me, Pick me, Pick me.
Oh Poet Arckon.
Pick me, Pick me, Pick me.
Oh Pick me Arckon.
Pick me, Pick me, Pick me.
I Live to serve on.
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07-25-2006, 03:34 PM
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Admin And Co-Founder
Location: Staffordshire England
Posts: 14,303
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Re: apprenticeship
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Originally Posted by SorenSwift
Pick me, Pick me, Pick me.
Oh Poet Arckon.
Pick me, Pick me, Pick me.
Oh Pick me Arckon.
Pick me, Pick me, Pick me.
I Live to serve on.
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That your poem? 
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07-25-2006, 04:54 PM
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Arckon, Ninja Bard
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,693
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Re: apprenticeship
smite draken we must
He has spoken out of song
It is his head we need to bust.
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07-25-2006, 05:02 PM
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Admin And Co-Founder
Location: Staffordshire England
Posts: 14,303
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Re: apprenticeship
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Originally Posted by Arckon
smite draken we must
He has spoken out of song
It is his head we need to bust.
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I speak where i like
Because im an owner of this site
So try to bust my head if you must
but you shall lose all my trust
(maybe afew limbs aswel  )
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07-25-2006, 05:05 PM
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Arckon, Ninja Bard
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,693
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Re: apprenticeship
Soren, nows the time to prove what you got
To be my apprentice bring me drakans head
If, not after your dead,
you will be shot in the head.
(so they have to close his coffin at the last visit.)
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07-25-2006, 05:13 PM
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Admin And Co-Founder
Location: Staffordshire England
Posts: 14,303
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Re: apprenticeship
Soren try if you dare
but all you will achieve is a gruesome scare
ending with fishing your body out of the lake
after being battered to death with my rake!
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07-25-2006, 05:14 PM
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Assassin
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Re: apprenticeship
The only poem I've ever written (apart from ones in english class or something) is the one I did on that little magic marker drawing in my 'Honestly Im not emo' thread. (In the art section)
And what exactly will your 'apprentice' get?
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07-25-2006, 05:16 PM
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Arckon, Ninja Bard
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,693
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Re: apprenticeship
Draken is good
but I am better
Draken has already fallen where he stood
plus he is a bed wetter
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07-25-2006, 05:17 PM
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Arckon, Ninja Bard
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,693
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Re: apprenticeship
Smite the dr aswell
set his head aflame
With a fire spell
The one who becomes my apprentice gets everlasting fame
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07-25-2006, 05:21 PM
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Assassin
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Re: apprenticeship
Ill destroy in this poetic argument,
And make you cry and scream.
You'll kick your legs till bent,
And see how foolish you have been.
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07-25-2006, 05:24 PM
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Arckon, Ninja Bard
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,693
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Re: apprenticeship
One cannot comply
when one cannot understand
I will swat you like a fly
and I find your poetry rather bland
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07-25-2006, 05:32 PM
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Assassin
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Well what are we waiting for then?
I'll make confetti of your talent,
And sausage mix of your words,
I'll mail some to Susie in kent, <<<reference to BB btw.
And the rest I'll feed to birds.
You can sit and try to figure,
What nonsense I just said.
Or you can make a bigger.
Response to make me dead.
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07-25-2006, 06:22 PM
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Arckon, Ninja Bard
Location: Maine
Posts: 1,693
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Re: apprenticeship
What you just said means nothing to me
I am the king
So bend your knee
to ME ME ME!
If not
my loyal people will behead you on the spot.
I grow board of your pathetic poetry
Either bend your knee
Or answer to the guillotine
Or mabye I'll just cut out your splean
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07-25-2006, 06:37 PM
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Ethereal
Location: Relaxing...
Posts: 3,987
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Re: apprenticeship
I see thou ist having a bard bash
but who will smite thee and smash
i forsee thou arc shall win today
for he is better at poetry any day!
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