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[Albion Knight]

When are you going to post said pics?

[moonfever]

Yeah Dark, when are you going to show a picture?

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

When are you going to post said pics?

Originally Posted by moonfever

Yeah Dark, when are you going to show a picture?

If i had the picture id post it but i dont.

[Walker]

Originally Posted by FableFreak

I'd lie, cheat, and kick-sand in the faces of all who oppose me. Then I would raise vast armies of infantry, give each man large amounts of steroids, and pass out .308 caliber gatling guns to each soldier, with a Desert Eagle as a side arm, and a shovel for melee. Then I'd send them to conquer, oh lets say, Switzerland! There I would live in my palace made of Swiss chocolate and have beautiful Swiss maidens serve me blueberry pie, while watching reruns of The Price Is Right.

Invade Switzerland? Bad idea. They have a big-*** militia-style army. Could probably kick your ***. Might I suggest Liechtenstein? Or possibly Luxembourg? They're very small countries, minus the big-*** armies.

Also, in reference to a comment as old as the one I quoted, I could have a couple things to say about doctors who predicted the worst and were wrong. I would have MANY things to say about doctors who predicted the worst and were right. But that would show up as a string of asterisks linked by the occasional clear word, so let's not go there.

[FableFreak]

Originally Posted by Walker

Invade Switzerland? Bad idea. They have a big-*** militia-style army. Could probably kick your ***. Might I suggest Liechtenstein? Or possibly Luxembourg? They're very small countries, minus the big-*** armies.

Walker, I do not need you schooling me on Switzerlands armies. I am well aware of how they operate, what weapons they use, and their size. The reason I picked Switzerland is because I would want a challenge.

[Angel]

Originally Posted by Dark Drakan

If i had the picture id post it but i dont.

I have both photos

But they are shocking newspaper quality so even if I did have a deathwish and posted them here, you'd need a microscope to work out who was Andy..

But hey, free trip to Las Vegas in a top hotel is worth the life-sucking embarrassment of being photographed like that...

[Zquad]

Whats the meaning of life?

[Angel]

42, I believe

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by Angel

I have both photos

But they are shocking newspaper quality so even if I did have a deathwish and posted them here, you'd need a microscope to work out who was Andy..

But hey, free trip to Las Vegas in a top hotel is worth the life-sucking embarrassment of being photographed like that...

Overall i wasnt too bothered, amazing what you will do after a few beers and with bribery.

[§ephiroxa§]

Where's Steve-O?

[Angel]

I killed him.

Currently, he's in the room next to my office, doing computer geek weirdness...

He'll be online soon enough

[§ephiroxa§]

..Oh noes not steve-O.. We're all DOOOMEDDD.. okay. Thanks.

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by Angel

I killed him.

Currently, he's in the room next to my office, doing computer geek weirdness...

He'll be online soon enough

Wow still working while hes dead, quite the work ethic hes got.

[Walker]

Originally Posted by FableFreak

Walker, I do not need you schooling me on Switzerlands armies. I am well aware of how they operate, what weapons they use, and their size. The reason I picked Switzerland is because I would want a challenge.

Why not Israel, too? Their army is even bigger! Oh, and North Korea and China have the biggest armies non-per capita, just by numbers, so you can take them on next.

I eagerly await news of your world domination, so that I can then usurp you.

[Father of Skorm]

Originally Posted by Angel

42, I believe

nah, that's answer to the question of life the universe and everything. but as i'm not staff i'm not allowed to say wat that is