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Originally Posted by Soldier By Name
hey angel you'll never guess what happened i was dating this chick and she was screwing one of my "friends" behind my back, do i just attract whores? lol anyways i wrecked the *******s room with a baseball bat and then went to jail for 2 days. WOOT! 2nd degree felony. lol. im gonna get off though because it was the first offense on my record. DOUBLE WOOT!
OH AND THANKS EVERYONE I MISSED YOU GUYS (AND GALS)!
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Methinks the skanks do love you
Baseball bat probably wasn't your best move but to be fair I would have done the same. And probably more.
I say go gay. Or celibate. Whichever seems more appealing to you until you find the decent women...