Donate money to the temple of Avo

[happie]

you get skorm's mother

and i shall donate a helicopter that i got from the future

[Skorm's Boss]

For which you recieve a parking ticket!
I donate a rusty bent metal spoon

[Man]

in turn you receive a golden spork.
i donate my dignity

[Johnnycky94]

I donated avo to skorm, avo is skorms lil schoolgirl now!!!!

Then i take all the donations from all of you, and thanks for the apples very tasty.

[Skorm's Boss]

Originally Posted by Man

in turn you receive a golden spork.
i donate my dignity

for which you recieve all the love in albion
I donate a bottle of lime juice

[numb3rs]

Which is too sour fr him and he kicks you in the a$$.
I donate my limition edition Hobbe model

[Rodeck]

Your devotion nets you a cherry lollipop.
I offer my winamp playlist.

[Skorm's Boss]

gladly taken
in return you recieve a small yellow toad!

[Walker]

You donated nothing, so Avo takes your flying monkeys and rams them up your ass.
I donate Ghost, by John Ringo.

(Ah, was that too violent and crude? Possibly, possibly. No anger is present, however.)

[Skorm's Boss]

Nice donation, you recieve my boba fett statue
I donate ice
(and it was a bit crude but I'll let you off, but stop picking on the monkeys!)

[Walker]

You recieve a sno-cone making kit. Now share!
I donate a flamthrower, with which to smite the Skorm-worshipping blasphemers.

[Father of Skorm]

you receive a ...lemon... sno-cone. and a paracetamol.

i donate your sole.

[Skorm's Boss]

for which you recieve the rest of his shoe,
I donate a jug of Gin and Tonic!

[Father of Skorm]

for which you become avo's beeesssst frend. luv hughw...

i donate stwawbewwy laces.

[Walker]

You receive the shoelaces that previously attached those shoes two other people just donated to my feet. Avo uses your donation instead.

I donate my socks. If I don't have any shoes, why do I need socks?