The Escapist: Zero Punctuation

Dentie · 01-02-2009

thats what i tought

§ephiroxa§ · 01-02-2009

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HOW CAN YOU TALK THAT FAST FO SUCH A LONG TIME

Why it's called. ZERO punctuation.

Dark Drakan · 01-14-2009

This week Zero Punctuation gives the old girl another chance and reviews Tomb Raider: Underworld.

Zero Punctuation: Tomb Raider: Underworld
by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, 14 Jan 2009 5:01 pm

Tyloric · 01-14-2009

I really liked this one. xD

Walker · 01-14-2009

I sense boob jokes in the near future. Anyone wanna take that bet?

EDIT: Wooo-wee, am I glad no one took that bet. I would have felt guilty trying to hunt you down and take your money.

Hmm... Lara Croft evil. How is that relevant? I mean, come on, she wears too-tight clothes and has the kind of body only depraved game developers and/or REALLY depraved plastic surgeons could create.

Dark Drakan · 01-14-2009

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Originally Posted by Walker

I sense boob jokes in the near future. Anyone wanna take that bet?

EDIT: Wooo-wee, am I glad no one took that bet. I would have felt guilty trying to hunt you down and take your money.

Hmm... Lara Croft evil. How is that relevant? I mean, come on, she wears too-tight clothes and has the kind of body only depraved game developers and/or REALLY depraved plastic surgeons could create.

How many women do you know of who have that kind of body that arent evil?

... I rest my case

Walker · 01-14-2009

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Originally Posted by Dark Drakan

How many women do you know of who have that kind of body that arent evil?

0. Well, unless Croft counts. And I haven't played one of her games since... sometime prior to 2000, I'd say.

Dark Drakan · 01-14-2009

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Originally Posted by Walker

0. Well, unless Croft counts. And I haven't played one of her games since... sometime prior to 2000, I'd say.

As i said before, i rest my case.

Also compared to todays GFX she had the body of R2D2 back then.

Walker · 01-14-2009

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Originally Posted by Dark Drakan

As i said before, i rest my case.

Also compared to todays GFX she had the body of R2D2 back then.

Hey, personally I always thought R2-D2 had a nicely rounded... dome. What's wrong with that? [straight face]

Dark Drakan · 01-14-2009

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Originally Posted by Walker

Hey, personally I always thought R2-D2 had a nicely rounded... dome. What's wrong with that? [straight face]

Whatever floats your boat, each to their own and all that.

§ephiroxa§ · 01-15-2009

Oops.

been kind of busy as of late.

Thanks drunkles.

Dark Drakan · 01-15-2009

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Originally Posted by §ephiroxa§

Oops.

been kind of busy as of late.

Thanks drunkles.

No problem, thought i hadnt seen you around so i took the liberty again as i was watching it at the time.

§ephiroxa§ · 01-29-2009

Last Week

Zero Punctuation: Far Cry 2
This week Zero Punctuation travels to Fictionesia, Africa for Far Cry 2.

This Week

Zero Punctuation: Gears of War 2
This week Zero Punctuation reviews Gears of War 2, but only for all you big manly men.

Dark Drakan · 01-29-2009

How did i miss last weeks...? Thats unlike me. Thanks for the updates Markie.

Im glad he had the same trouble with the crane on Gears 2 as i did.... god that was annoying.

Walker · 01-29-2009

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Originally Posted by Dark Drakan

How did i miss last weeks...? Thats unlike me. Thanks for the updates Markie.

Im glad he had the same trouble with the crane on Gears 2 as i did.... god that was annoying.

I completely forgot about them, too. I'll have to remember to watch when I get home. I blame school starting.