[Dark Drakan]

I expected this one to be very negative when i saw which title he was reviewing.

[§ephiroxa§]

Zero Punctuation: Zach & Wiki
Yahtzee Croshaw posted on 26 Mar 2008 12:01 pm

[Dark Drakan]

Id not even heard of that game but it brought a laugh none the less.

[Walker]

Even the games I have never even considered purchasing were very amusing... but I have to go read my human geography book and do some stupid homework, so [yells at self] STOP DICKING AROUND!!!!!!

[Arseface]

I love this guy. another good interview.

[§ephiroxa§]

Zero Punctuation: Army of Two
Yahtzee Croshaw posted on 2 Apr 2008 12:08 pm

[Gikoku Harakami]

Good one, thanks for posting.

*reads front cover*.. heh, "Dirty Money" and "EA" on the same cover.

[Dragon_Disciple]

I've seen all of the ones here as well as some scattered around. I got to say this guy makes we want to down an entire gallon of milk just so I can cannon it out of my nose all over my computer. He really knows the good, if any, and bad points of the games he reviews and doesn't just skim over the top like most others *cough* X Play *cough*. I saw his review for The Darkness on youtube, which has to be hilarious, even though he's practicaly taking a cheese grader to its balls.

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by Dragon_Disciple

I saw his review for The Darkness on youtube, which has to be hilarious, even though he's practicaly taking a cheese grader to its balls.

The Darkness is an excellent game and i loved it.

On a lighter note that was another funny review.

[Dragon_Disciple]

I loved The Drakness as well, it's in my favorites list. Nothing more fun then dropping a massive dumpster on a mafia man's head, or even better, his own car.

I thought it was funny how he referred to it as a "Big, Dark, Gothy Failure" and that Jackie uses "licorice twizzlers".

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by Dragon_Disciple

I loved The Drakness as well, it's in my favorites list. Nothing more fun then dropping a massive dumpster on a mafia man's head, or even better, his own car.

I thought it was funny how he referred to it as a "Big, Dark, Gothy Failure" and that Jackie uses "licorice twizzlers".

Starbreeze Studios are very highly respected by me, only thing the game failed at was the multiplayer that was released in a very unstable and laggy state.

[Dragon_Disciple]

It seemed that many people found the drakness abilities to only have "recreational" value, and not that useful to the game aside from linear puzzle solving. On certain terms I have to agree with this, but not completely. I found that the abilities can get you out of some rough situations and does make the game more interesting. Aside from the abilities, Yahtzee was right about the stiff movements.

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by Dragon_Disciple

It seemed that many people found the drakness abilities to only have "recreational" value, and not that useful to the game aside from linear puzzle solving. On certain terms I have to agree with this, but not completely. I found that the abilities can get you out of some rough situations and does make the game more interesting. Aside from the abilities, Yahtzee was right about the stiff movements.

I thought the abilities were awesome, especcialy the Demon Arm and impaling people. Creeping dark was handy in some situations but not that many and the Black Hole was great for clearing out loads of enemies. Overall it was a criminally overlooked game and a classic in my eyes, much like their Chronicles Of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay (also awesome).

[§ephiroxa§]

Zero Punctuation: Condemned 2: Bloodshot
Yahtzee Croshaw posted on 16 Apr 2008 12:09 pm
Zero Punctuation
This week on Zero Punctuation, Condemned 2: Bloodshot and the phrase "errant turds."




Zero Punctuation: No More Heroes
Yahtzee Croshaw posted on 9 Apr 2008 11:59 am
Zero Punctuation

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by §ephiroxa§

Zero Punctuation: Condemned 2: Bloodshot
Yahtzee Croshaw posted on 16 Apr 2008 12:09 pm
Zero Punctuation
This week on Zero Punctuation, Condemned 2: Bloodshot and the phrase "errant turds."




Zero Punctuation: No More Heroes
Yahtzee Croshaw posted on 9 Apr 2008 11:59 am
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two more good ones there and id agree with some of the points he made about Condemned 2 but i didnt think the story went that weirdly personally.

[Dark Drakan]

To keep this thread going with new videos while Markie is away:


The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl


The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown (Response To Super Smash Bros. Brawl Review)


The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: God of War: Chains of Olympus


The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Grand Theft Auto IV

[Walker]

[giggle]

But where'd the Grand High Mistress of GFX go?

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by Walker

[giggle]

But where'd the Grand High Mistress of GFX go?

Moved house and is currently without the Internet.

[Arseface]

Sucks to be her

But damn they were good reviews. + rep Andy

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by Arseface

Sucks to be her

But damn they were good reviews. + rep Andy

Im sure she will be back soon, ready to explode with all this Fable 2 info no doubt and thanks for the rep.