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03-23-2008
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation
I expected this one to be very negative when i saw which title he was reviewing.
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03-26-2008
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation
Last edited by §ephiroxa§; 03-26-2008 at 05:51 PM.
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation |
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03-26-2008
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation
Id not even heard of that game but it brought a laugh none the less.
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03-27-2008
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation
Even the games I have never even considered purchasing were very amusing... but I have to go read my human geography book and do some stupid homework, so [yells at self] STOP DICKING AROUND!!!!!!
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03-27-2008
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation
I love this guy.  another good interview.
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04-03-2008
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04-03-2008
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Good one, thanks for posting.
*reads front cover*.. heh, "Dirty Money" and "EA" on the same cover.
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation |
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04-03-2008
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation
I've seen all of the ones here as well as some scattered around. I got to say this guy makes we want to down an entire gallon of milk just so I can cannon it out of my nose all over my computer. He really knows the good, if any, and bad points of the games he reviews and doesn't just skim over the top like most others *cough* X Play *cough*. I saw his review for The Darkness on youtube, which has to be hilarious, even though he's practicaly taking a cheese grader to its balls.
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04-03-2008
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation
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I saw his review for The Darkness on youtube, which has to be hilarious, even though he's practicaly taking a cheese grader to its balls.
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The Darkness is an excellent game and i loved it.
On a lighter note that was another funny review.
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation |
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04-03-2008
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I loved The Drakness as well, it's in my favorites list. Nothing more fun then dropping a massive dumpster on a mafia man's head, or even better, his own car.
I thought it was funny how he referred to it as a "Big, Dark, Gothy Failure" and that Jackie uses "licorice twizzlers".
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04-03-2008
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation
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I loved The Drakness as well, it's in my favorites list. Nothing more fun then dropping a massive dumpster on a mafia man's head, or even better, his own car.
I thought it was funny how he referred to it as a "Big, Dark, Gothy Failure" and that Jackie uses "licorice twizzlers".
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Starbreeze Studios are very highly respected by me, only thing the game failed at was the multiplayer that was released in a very unstable and laggy state.
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04-03-2008
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation
It seemed that many people found the drakness abilities to only have "recreational" value, and not that useful to the game aside from linear puzzle solving. On certain terms I have to agree with this, but not completely. I found that the abilities can get you out of some rough situations and does make the game more interesting. Aside from the abilities, Yahtzee was right about the stiff movements.
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04-03-2008
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It seemed that many people found the drakness abilities to only have "recreational" value, and not that useful to the game aside from linear puzzle solving. On certain terms I have to agree with this, but not completely. I found that the abilities can get you out of some rough situations and does make the game more interesting. Aside from the abilities, Yahtzee was right about the stiff movements.
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I thought the abilities were awesome, especcialy the Demon Arm and impaling people. Creeping dark was handy in some situations but not that many and the Black Hole was great for clearing out loads of enemies. Overall it was a criminally overlooked game and a classic in my eyes, much like their Chronicles Of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay (also awesome).
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04-20-2008
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 two more good ones there and id agree with some of the points he made about Condemned 2 but i didnt think the story went that weirdly personally.
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05-17-2008
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05-17-2008
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation
[giggle]
But where'd the Grand High Mistress of GFX go?
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05-17-2008
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[giggle]
But where'd the Grand High Mistress of GFX go?
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Moved house and is currently without the Internet.
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation |
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05-17-2008
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation
Sucks to be her
But damn they were good reviews. + rep Andy
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Re: The Escapist: Zero Punctuation |
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05-17-2008
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Sucks to be her
But damn they were good reviews. + rep Andy 
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Im sure she will be back soon, ready to explode with all this Fable 2 info no doubt and thanks for the rep.
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