Fable 2 Achievements

[projectego]

These are awesome! Kee 'em coming, guys. There's some absolutely hilarious Fable 2 achievements suggestions coming through.

[sabre3993]

Sticky Fingaz-50G
steal 250 items
OUUUCCCHH!!!!!-10G
obtain 50 scars
Pimpin the cradle-10G
have 5 kids with someone who's younger than you
Mo' Money-25G
pickpocket 30 people
You need some pepto, seriously-5G
use the fart expression 100 times
Nerd-5G
steal 100 books
ARRGGG!!!, Pegleg-20G
make a life on the sea
Almost to easy-20G
become a master of guile
You should vist an AA meeting-20G
get drunk in every tavern in albion
Afterlife-0G
Get knocked unconsious over 500 times.

Well that's all i got right now...

[Adam]

Vernacular-20G
Become a master of speachcraft.

Lionheaded-50G
Decapitate someone with bare hands.

Micro"soft" Touch-50G
Kill someone by simpaly touching them.

Molyneux Icon-20G
Create a pub game.

Freedom Keeper-10G
Free 10 Prisoners.

Freedom sweeper-10G
Bag 10 criminals.

Ironhide-15G
Win a (Gun) Marksman tournement.

Teh...-0G
Have a one night stand with a fellow hero.

[Steampunk]

EXECUTIONER: Get 20 decapitations.
The Great Undecider: Have an equal good/evil alignment.
The Silver Bullet: Slay 50 Balverines
Wanted DOA: Have a fine to pay in every city.
That Boy Aint Right: Wear a dress and complete 5 quests.
Trigger Happy: Pull your gun out in front of every guard in bowerstone.

[Dronaj]

Bite the Cobblestone - 50g
smash 50 heads against a wall or into the ground

Egad! I've been run through! - 25g
Impale 50 people

BOOM! Headshot! - 25g
Decapitate 20 people with a gun

The Boomerang Effect - 50g
Abandon your injured dog 15 times

Cunning Linguist - 25g
Get 20 women to fall in love with you by flirting as a female

PoPo too Slow Slow - 50g
Jump 10 fences while being chased by guards

[ashinator]

there should be an achiement called the rememberance of past heroes

unlocking wepons and spells from the original fable games and 150 g

[The2NerdyOnes]

A True Hero - 115G - Beat the entire game with no armor, a stick, no magic, and no unneeded teleportations.
Alice in Slaughterland - 35G - Kill a total of 800 villagers & 400 guards.
Femme Fatale - 5G - Create a Female Character
It's Over 9000!!!!!! - 91G - Kill over 9000 creatures.
Run To The Hills!!! - 35G - Run over 26 miles in-game.
Haven't I Seen You Somewhere Before? - 60G - Kill Jack of Blades' Heir.
More Than Meets The Eye - 25G - Kill an innocent w/o being seen while all good.
Ninja'd - 400G - Kill 400 enemies w/o being seen by them.

[blue crow]

You cant spell slaughter without laughter 10g - Kill 5 people and after every kill use the laughter emote.

[tyler_222]

To Easy- Slughter 15 people with your bare hands

[ashinator]

there should be one called the heroes grace 30g

u have to find the original heroes statue.

[Tanro]

Demon - Max out your evilpoints 5g
Angel - Max out your good points 5g
Chicken Chaser - Beat the game one easy mode 25g
Hero - Beat the game on normal mode 50g
Guildmaster- Beat the game on hard mode 100g
Packrat- Aquire all style cards, books, Armours, and Weapons 100g
Punching Bag - Be Defeated in Combat 5g
Blademaster - Get At least 2000 kills using a Sword Dagger or Axe
Rawgh Smash - Get at 2000 Kills using a mace hammer or fists
G-g-g-g-Gangzta - Kill 250 people using your gun while on horseback

[ashinator]

there should be a achievement called sharkbate

u have to lure 10 of each walking or flying monster back home with you

[Man]

seed spreader 10G
have at least ten children with five different women. now thatd be a great achievement

faker 30G
give a fake wedding ring to 100 women in albion

straw killer 10G
destroy all the straw dummies across albion

they may not be that great, but a least youll know you did something in life right?

[skiboyne]

Big Shot 30G- Own every building in one town

[skiboyne]

or how bout
Monopoly-50g
Own every tavern in Fable 2