[Angel]

I'm bored, so sue me.

Post your top stats here - be they chicken kicks, groin shots or STD's - whatever they are, let everyone know just how much you can't keep away from the rentboys, Child Services and the Temple of Shadows.

Personally? I'm on a mission to overwhelm Social Services with my offspring - every single child has been taken into care (all 25 of them) and I've murdered all 27 of my spouses once their child-bearing abilities are over. Also I have just 9 STD's to date but I'm working on it

[Seigfreid]

I'm an arse when it comes to killing bandits with a gun. I like to have fun before I finish 'em off. I'll add more when I can on the game, but this only what I can remember.

1,062 Groin Shots
1,038 Head Shots
1,239 Disarms

Angel, I've seen those kids of yours. They've put them in their own room now. If they can get enough, they might set up a "Children of the World" show and song.

[Angel]

Well, that's the plan. Each of them has been renamed according to how annoyed I was at the time of conception...I think one of them is called Damn You Durex...

I aim to have 100 kids by the end of this month...got myself a rather nice little system which seems to work rather well and as soon as my spouse has outlived their child-producing uses, I have them zapped by lightning and then bring in the next sucker to test the bed springs out with the charred corpse of their predecessor still smoking on the floor next to them

[KaveX]

Wow Angel, you're truly evil..

I have 6 (1 of which is gay) Married couples in Bowerstone each with kids.. Hehe Oh they bicker to each other so much.

And btw, Peter M same that you can visit your child afterwards at the Social Services house or something. Is this true?

[Seigfreid]

I can already hear "It's a small world after all...," in my head. It's good to know that you still have some use out of the townspeople, but you're gonna run out sooner or later.

[Zarkes]

why was this thread stickied?
mine shewda been i say

[Skotekal]

^Well too bad.

Can't check any stats right now, stupid Xbox!

[Angel]

Originally Posted by KaveX

And btw, Peter M same that you can visit your child afterwards at the Social Services house or something. Is this true?

Can you? I hadn't paid any attention whatsoever to pre-game videos, interviews and what have you. If there is a social I've not found it...

[§ephiroxa§]

751 Headshots. (before the Crucible )

[nstalaat]

I got 36 Std's

[Dentie]

where's the social services house??

[nstalaat]

i dont believe there is one..

[Minorthreat]

Originally Posted by nstalaat

i dont believe there is one..

There is a creepy house in Wraithmarsh later in the game. Madame somethingorothers. I can't remember the exact name but it is full of baby cribs. Kinda creepy.

[ali1238]

Originally Posted by Minorthreat

There is a creepy house in Wraithmarsh later in the game. Madame somethingorothers. I can't remember the exact name but it is full of baby cribs. Kinda creepy.

Yeah I whent in there. It was kinda auchward

[Freakydreamer]

I was cracking up seeing people worrying about their STD's and those who thinks it would be to collect them all like pokeman. I thought they were crittered full and I was so careful! No glove no love...then I checked my stats..I have four---WHA?!? Where did those come from. That teaches me not to laugh at others.