Fake wedding ring response is funny

RubenJD · 01-24-2007, 04:05 PM

If you give a girl a fake wedding ring, you'll usually get a response. The response I got was ," This is not even funny!" from a girl. LOL

projectego · 01-24-2007, 04:18 PM

Haha! It's the thought that counts though... right?

It's been ages since I proposed (on Fable, that is), think I might try it again and compile a list of all the negative remarks I receive...

Tsuyu · 01-24-2007, 07:15 PM

Just don't go get any ideas Steve, now the days before the real thing. I don't think the real-life respons would be quite as humerous for anyone involved.

sevenna · 01-24-2007, 08:14 PM

Heh, I remember the responses from using a fake wedding ring! If I remember if you try it when the other person is drunk, they get very confused.

Angel · 01-24-2007, 08:37 PM

I remember thinking - "hey! you should be grateful I'm giving you one at all when I could be with that identical NPC over there"

Tsuyu · 01-24-2007, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Angel

I remember thinking - "hey! you should be grateful I'm giving you one at all when I could be with that identical NPC over there"

"Be a grateful bunch of pixels and take the damn ring!"

weirdkidinabox · 01-25-2007, 12:07 AM

Is there anyway to get a character to marry you by using a fake ring? Would save a bundle for all the hardcore bigamists out there lol...

Dark Drakan · 01-25-2007, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sevenna

Heh, I remember the responses from using a fake wedding ring! If I remember if you try it when the other person is drunk, they get very confused.

That would happen in real life to, to be fair

Angel · 01-25-2007, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by weirdkidinabox

Is there anyway to get a character to marry you by using a fake ring? Would save a bundle for all the hardcore bigamists out there lol...

I got two women to marry me with a fake ring - one was drunk and said, "You what? ooh, alright then" and the other was just a lucky pick, I guess. I only marry them for their cash anyways - and the right to murder them in our marital home, of course.

weirdkidinabox · 01-25-2007, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Angel

I got two women to marry me with a fake ring - one was drunk and said, "You what? ooh, alright then" and the other was just a lucky pick, I guess. I only marry them for their cash anyways - and the right to murder them in our marital home, of course.

O_O Murder she wrote. Next thing we'll have Jessica Fletcher stalking the fair lands of Albion trying to find the 'Cash Cow Killer' and when she fails quick as a flash Columbo will be in there.

Hmm, ill be back later, Im going down the pub with this curtain ring to get some chick drunk and bag me a wife. WIFE FTMFW!!!

*note to self make sure she is rich*

Angel · 01-25-2007, 12:56 AM

Just make sure you gets a decent bird, is all I can say. Apprentices from the Guild fetch you a nice bag of cash and the posher the girl, the richer you get. I like to work it around town, get a load of women with the green aura waiting for a ring then marry them one by one, bag the cash, kill the girl and move onto the next one before the previous woman has disappeared from the blood stained floor. Nice

weirdkidinabox · 01-25-2007, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Angel

Just make sure you gets a decent bird, is all I can say. Apprentices from the Guild fetch you a nice bag of cash and the posher the girl, the richer you get. I like to work it around town, get a load of women with the green aura waiting for a ring then marry them one by one, bag the cash, kill the girl and move onto the next one before the previous woman has disappeared from the blood stained floor. Nice

Its ingenious if I do say so... do you do it stealthily or go for the all out whack and slash attack while her breath still pongs of the wedding booze you plied her with to make her as calm as a hindu cow....

Angel · 01-25-2007, 01:18 AM

It's the manly arm pump followed by the swift swipe of my SoA whilst she's busy simpering, "oh, I'm so happy hero...I love you so much"

Hehehe...stupid woman...this is why God made me anti-feminist...

weirdkidinabox · 01-25-2007, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Angel

It's the manly arm pump followed by the swift swipe of my SoA whilst she's busy simpering, "oh, I'm so happy hero...I love you so much"

Hehehe...stupid woman...this is why God made me anti-feminist...

No bra burning for you then lol... or did they abolish that tradition

Sounds like a plan, I dont think I have ever played Fable and beat up my wifey or killed her. I got divorced once because I accidentally punched her... yes... it was accidental...

Its been so long since I played Fable, its sitting my 360 atm waiting on me cuddling it and apologising for being away for so long. I am Fable bish lmao...

Albion Knight · 01-25-2007, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Angel

Just make sure you gets a decent bird, is all I can say. Apprentices from the Guild fetch you a nice bag of cash and the posher the girl, the richer you get. I like to work it around town, get a load of women with the green aura waiting for a ring then marry them one by one, bag the cash, kill the girl and move onto the next one before the previous woman has disappeared from the blood stained floor. Nice

I thought the cash was based on which town. Oakvale 1000 Hook Coast 10
It's also a great way to get renown

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Originally Posted by Angel

It's the manly arm pump followed by the swift swipe of my SoA whilst she's busy simpering, "oh, I'm so happy hero...I love you so much"

Hehehe...stupid woman...this is why God made me anti-feminist...

I like to see if I can target, draw sword,kill and re-sheath in one fluid motion.