[Ghost]

Hey.

This is just a small thread to find out your favourite Fable or Fable TLC phrases.

By phrases i mean what people say when you pass them or when they are drunk. Heres a few of mine:

"Hello, well sort of" - Drunk Bartender.

"Lights out you 'orrible lot!" - Bandit Guard

"Get the spiders off me!" - Drunk Bartender

"Sabre. Hmmm, that name doesn't cut it." Women

"Shes got the biggest set of...udders, I've seen in my life!" - Drunk Man

"She was all over me, like a cheap coat." - Drunk Man

"Very thanks to meet you." - Drunk Bartender

"In my cups kindly old chap" - Drunk bartender

"I said don't you start! Don't you start, these hands are weapons!" -Drunk Man

"And...and then the bishop said to the..d-donkey...oh no thats not it..." - Drunk Man

What your favourite phrase/s?


PS: Sorry if there is already one of these somewhere, I had a quick scan around the forums but I couldn't see one.

[Skorm's Son]

"D-duh dimwhit" Mean ass trader
"Well hello dark one" Bartender
"Lights out you 'orrible lot" Gaurd..........although I here this at times were noone's
around
"Assassin, sorta rolls off tha tongue don't it" Woman
"You look like the inside..........of a nose" Man
"Your girlfriend must be blind" Child
"You are Mr. Uglypants" Child
"I like fat maidens..." Drunk clother
"Come on" Hero

[Mike398214]

Okay to clear something up, "Lights out you horrible lot!" is what is said when it is midnight. It also says "Lights out, prepare for bed" at the guild at night. And in the morning around six it says "Get up, GET UP! Rise... and shiiine!" And at bandit camp it says "Get up, you horrible bunch of layabouts!"

As for my favorites, give me some time to think about that, I'll post it later on.

[FableFreak]

I spied a fat maiden in bowerstone town! -Drunk Man
I think somebody spiked my drink! -Drunk woman
Ranger, thats an 'outdoorsy' type of name. -Said when you are called Ranger
Get away with you! -Said when ugly or evil
Nothin' is real, were all just pixels and our brains are just numbers. -Drugged up lady in side quest.

Go away headless monkey, I don't like you anymore! -Drugged up lady in side quest.

My body is made out of sugar, I hope I don't fall into a cup o' tea. -Drugged up lady in side quest.

I've got an uncle named "Paladin" -Said by little kids when you are known as Paladin

[Tsuyu]

I don't remember them right now, but I loved what the high dudes say about their "Mushroom of Truth".

[Poppycock]

"i said dont start...dont start these hands are weapons!" thats a favorite

[LionHeadTex]

Guildmaster:"Well then,you leave me no choice, but may I warn you, my powers are beyong anything you--"
*gets kicked to the ground, and stabbed*

[Poppycock]

Originally Posted by LionHeadTex

Guildmaster:"Well then,you leave me no choice, but may I warn you, my powers are beyong anything you--"
*gets kicked to the ground, and stabbed*

lol that part of the game made me laugh

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by LionHeadTex

Guildmaster:"Well then,you leave me no choice, but may I warn you, my powers are beyong anything you--"
*gets kicked to the ground, and stabbed*

*Jack* "Bawhaha, oh Guildmaster, now who's life/health is LOW?!"


Or something like that, it really did make me chuckle. Like if the creators of the game knew how annoying that message you get when low on life will be.

[projectego]

Originally Posted by Skorm's Son

"You look like the inside..........of a nose"

Gahh! That was the one me and Angel spent ages trying to remember yesterday... thanks Skormy.

[Mike398214]

"That is a dasterdly crime no matter who you are..." -Villager 1
"YOU ARE NOW A KILLER, YA KNOW!" - Villager 2
"Dead?! NOW THEY'RE DEAD?!?" - Villager 2
"Get out of it!!" - Villager 3
"You disgusting pig..." - Villager 2 (Insulted)
"What the hell are you playing at!" - Villager 1 (Crime Witness)
"Oi!! That's vandalism!" - Villager 1
"Seventeen cows, Seventeen cows.... I stacked them with my own two hands" - Villager 1 (Drunk)
"You total, complete, absolute, stupid sauce..." - Villager 1 (Drunk)
"Ooh SPIDERS I'm affraid..." - Bandit 1 (Drunk)
"That's just criminal..." - Bandit 3 (Vandalism response)
"Let's murder someone and divide things up..." - Bandit 2 (Bored)
"You know I once burned a whole village you know?" - Evil Mercenary 1
"You heard about the time I killed me a couple of heroes?" - Evil Mercenary 2
"I'll keep your head as a trophy" - Twinblade (Damaged 2)

[Skorm's Son]

Originally Posted by projectego

Gahh! That was the one me and Angel spent ages trying to remember yesterday... thanks Skormy.

Yeah ppl say that to me alot in the begining of the game.....oh and your welcome...I guess.

[darthlime101]

"Don't do this" trader when you punch or kill a trader near one
Everything the shroomers say about "The Mushroom of Truth"
"Oi! Stop so annoying you runt!" shopkeeper in the Guild
Everything Jack of Blades says since I'm jelious of his voice. Its so beautiful yet scary.
Things people say when I am 100% evil
The things Pretty Polly says when you get "down and dirty" with her.. rofl!
I have never gotton villagers drunk, mainly because I am too evil to get them to accept my gift

[Skorm's Son]

Originally Posted by darthlime101

The things Pretty Polly says when you get "down and dirty" with her.. rofl!

Yeah

[Mike398214]

"Your health is low... Do you have any potions? WHO SAID THAT?!" - Sick Child
"My belly button keeps trying to escape... WHERE YOU GOING BELLY BUTTON?!" - Sick Child