The flying meatball god

[Gikoku Harakami]

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

Reverse-laxatives? Wouldn't that make you wanna eat from your butt?

Eat with your butt, and crap out of your mouth...

... South Park, FTW.

[Walker]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

I shall accept said offering of peanut M&M's, and in return shall provide you with... NOTHING... other than the odd spat of warfare if I get a headache... just like a proper god should...

Damn gods of chaos. I thought we got rid of you all and replaced you with somewhat murderous authoritarians? [shrugs] Oh, well, I don't like peanut M&M's anyway.

And no one in their right kind would invade Maryland, anyway, so I do not fear the random spats of warfre (unless perhaps if I do by some lunatic fluke end up in the Coast Guard or Navy or something) They'd just nuke DC and move on. Course, I'd still be screwed.

Originally Posted by Darg

And some people think that the world hasn't gone crazy yet...

Who? Everyone I know agrees that the world is either completely ****ed or utterly lunatic. Or just kinda crappy. I don't know many optimists, obviously.

[Angel]

Banoffee pie is a vomit-inducing concoction of bananas and toffee crap in a pie.

I'll declare war on Switzerland, for a laugh, just to see what they'll do...

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by Angel

Banoffee pie is a vomit-inducing concoction of bananas and toffee crap in a pie.

Its good crap though.

[Angel]

If it had no banana in it it would be awesome...I just HATE banana...

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by Angel

If it had no banana in it it would be awesome...I just HATE banana...

Guess i will eat and drink most things, not a fussy person.

[Devalion]

"Hey, do you think God exists?"
"Yeah, God exists."
"Hmm, how do you know?"
"Because it is in the Bible."
"Oh...who wrote the Bible?"
"God did."
"Wait... what?"

[loony ninja]

Originally Posted by Angel

I'll declare war on Switzerland, for a laugh, just to see what they'll do...

Maybe they'd attack you with the worlds biggest frozen Toblerone?

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by loony ninja

Maybe they'd attack you with the worlds biggest frozen Toblerone?

No problems! As the High Priest of Her Holiness, I'd gladly take a hit for the team and eat said delicious chocolate treat.

[Angel]

See this is why you are such a good High Priest

[Walker]

Originally Posted by Angel

Banoffee pie is a vomit-inducing concoction of bananas and toffee crap in a pie.

I'll declare war on Switzerland, for a laugh, just to see what they'll do...

Sounds, um, delicious...

And they'd probably kick your ***. They have the second-largest army per capita after Israel.

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Paragraph 19 of the revised constitution of 1874 extended the definition of the federal army to every able-bodied citizen, swelling the size of the army at least in theory from below 150,000 to more than 700,000, with population growth during the 20th century rising further to some 1.5 million, the second largest armed force per capita after the Israeli Defence Forces.

Plus that badass knife. And their incredible Navy. Military of Switzerland - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia