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Old 11-08-2007   #1
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Ok thought this up now, the rules are, one person thinks up a true thing thats funny/foolish then the next person try's to think of something even better, if its funnier/dumber think up a new thing.
for example.

In japan it was illegal to save someone from drowning as it will interfere with there fate (or was it china)
next person would say something (related) thats better like.
You cant sleep with a goat on your honeymoon (a law somewhere i forget where)

ill start off.

Originally you ate the skin of potatoes instead of the inside.
(something fruit/veg related now)
 

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Old 11-08-2007   #2
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Re: foolishness

In Alabama, Bear wrestling matches are outlawed..
 

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Old 11-08-2007   #3
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not quite related to veg/fruit but its good.

Bears are said to dance better than humans...
 

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Old 11-08-2007   #4
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Oh hehe sorry i didnt read the related part

Ill just do a veggie related one then..

Chewing gum while peeling onions will stop you from crying.. sorry thats all i got Lol
 

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Old 11-08-2007   #5
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Nice think of another after.
 

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Old 11-08-2007   #6
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Re: foolishness

  • In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
  • In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
  • Indiana in 1924, a monkey was convicted in South Bend of the crime of smoking a cigarette and sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs.
  • No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas.
  • In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
  • In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.

The list goes on, got plenty more.
 

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Old 11-08-2007   #7
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lol South bend isnt far from where i live. Actually my grandparents used to live there..

Thomas edison , the inventor of the lightbulb, was afraid of the dark.

An old law in british columbia made it illegal to kill a sasquatch..
 

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Old 11-08-2007   #8
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Alaska:
1. It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

So we can push out a dead one?

There's a gazillion stupid laws on this here website

Dumb Laws, Stupid Laws: We have blue laws, old laws, and just plain weird laws!
 

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