[Seigfreid]

That would be a sight to see. Much better than that old commercial with the old guy getting pelted in the nads with a football.

[Dark Drakan]

Originally Posted by Skorm_Knight

You can kill your wife in a town and not get in trouble, but when you kill a complete stranger, you get in trouble!

I guess thats because alot of people are tempted to kill their wives so no harm done

[Seigfreid]

I'm sure the town's men would pay you to get rid of their nagging wives.

[Crazyarms]

yeah i bet they would!

[Ulicus]

Funniest moment ever in Fable?

When you betray the Guildmaster:

Guildmaster: "I am no defenceless old man... I have powers you can't even BEGIN to compr-"
*Hero kicks him in the chest and kills him*

I snorted my drink out of my nose. It was cool.

[Fuzi0n]

I have to admit, the most funniest bit are the prophets, they act all mythical and mysterious, and then one goes something like;

Oh just get on with it and tell him what he has to do.

Was just a funny moment.

[Sylverfysh]

Gotta agree with the original poster. The evil books for the collection quest triggered an outburst of laughing.

"Come ON!" *thrust thrust*

"Uh...and that concludes today's lesson. Definitely."

LMAO

[Crazyarms]

I think one funny momment was when you first get the Air Gutar expression. I cracked up when Kato showed me that.

[Seigfreid]

I love the Chicken Expression, nothing strikes more fear inot your enemies than clucking like a chicken.

[>Knives<]

well this may not b funny 2 most ppl but sum how i married a female shop keeper and then i went 2 visit her when she was workin 1 nite and she closes the door all the shop doors close and next thing i kno i hear bell ringin and my evil mney bag thing was up. and earlier that day i had bought sum stuff 4 her lol so i was pretty much broke i was a good guy aswell lol. then my wife calls the guards and it said im trespassing i was like wtf? she snitched when i came 2 visit her and give her stuff lol i was like do i have 2 choke a bitch? so then i pay the fine and leave i go home and w8 4 her and she says les go 2 bed 2gether as soon as she gets n the house. so i was about 2 get my mac on lol i used my hulk form aka breseker and then after we did it i used breseker again cuz it went of apparently. i was still i bit heat'd about here makin me spend my last tiny bit of money lol so i shot her with skorms bow and im not sure but i think her finger fell of lol