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The Goblin Patch (My worst one, but... Meh.)
Theres a Goblin in my pumpkin patch, hes ripping up my seeds.
Theres a Goblin in my pumpkin patch, hes fullfilling all his needs.
I came outside to grab him back.
He twist around and gave a smack.
Horrified I asked him "Why?"
"Cause I am terribly hungry." He replied.
Suprised and angered I caught him back "These are my seeds, I need them back!"
He turned around and ANOTHER smack!
"Why?" I said "Why do you torture me so?"
To which he replied "Because I can and I want to, so..."
"Leave me beast, and my crops too. Leave me alone and shoo!"
With that he left, but my pumpkin patch was gone too, and I lost all chance of the harvest in June.
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