[Arckon]

I am but the king of bards
If you wish to hear my ryhme
you must pay again each time

[Skorm's Son]

(drops 10 gold in his cup) go on....

[Arckon]

Ahhh sir looking deep into you, ahhh complex sir is, ah ha.

You are the son of skorm himself.
You are the only one evil enough to kill an elf.
Ahh the traders sought heroic help,
or on them the son of skorm would feast
But one of them gave out a yelp,
as you fed him to a ferocious beast.
I no good with gold,
and whom ever says I am has met my girlfriend

[Skorm's Son]

Nice poem

(drops stick of gum into his cup)

[Arckon]

yumm chomp chomp, you don't get free ryhmes.

[Skorm's Son]

Damn.......

(drops the soul of a dead hooker in his cup)
it's all I got on me at the moment...

[Arckon]

Ahem, ya yes, I could sell this.

This hero is evil reincarnate
He kills his enemys and the innocent.
This hero has a sealed fate,
His mind twisted and his heart bent.
He plunders and burns all in his path.
Pe U this hero needs to take a bath.

[Skorm's Son]

I'm sorry I we don't take bathes in the underworld

(drops a vile of lycanthrope's blood in his cup)

[Arckon]

hmmmm, how much is it worth, take it ak just get me a pint

[Skorm's Son]

(gives him a guiness)

[Arckon]

mmmmMMMmmm. thank you kind sir,

Ahem

This hero thinks he desreves more
But he deserves less
He'll kill the owner of a store
and leave a bloody mess.
He'll never win the fight against good.
And as the hero cries UNDER HIS HOOD.

[Skorm's Son]

Shhhhhhhh.....not so loud....

(drops an autograph in his cupSoS)

[Arckon]

It tis worthless from an evil hero. go sell Items I need gold
*sells the hookers soul for 200 gold*

[Skorm's Son]

(sells harpie on ebAy for 5k)

(drops 20 gold in cup)

[Arckon]

WOOOOOOOhoooo

This hero isn't as bad as they say,
this hero justgave me enough gold to buy a bail of hey,
my livestock will like the new beds.
I'll give you my sister say hello to the newlyweds