I am a bard

[Skorm's Son]

Your sister looks like Jay Lenno so you can keep her

(drops sister in cup)

[Arckon]

Hell no sell her on ebay

[Skorm's Son]

(sells Arck's sis on ebAy for highst bid of......19gold)

(drops poison apple and 10 gold in cup)

[Arckon]

AHhh thank you kind sir but I'm on my lunch break
*runs away with poison apple and 10 gold*
*give the poison apple to the witch who wants to kill Snow White for 20 gold*
*says sucker*

[Skorm's Son]

Little does the bard know that, that was no apple.......for it was a.......pear!!!

Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahah....

[Arckon]

*hence why I said sucker to the witch lol*

[Skorm's Son]

..............impressive. ........................m ost impressive.

[Arckon]

I got to by a barn now so I can live in it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skorm's Son]

My neighbor is selling his barn.....2 stories,jacoozie,inground pool,dungeon,and a great view of the river of styx.

[Arckon]

Screw that. off my break, no refund, you got to repay to here my songs

[Skorm's Son]

Suit yourself...

[Arckon]

k, I need payment to start.

[blu phoenix]

what is this???

[Skorm's Son]

Read the whole thing and find out blu...

[Arckon]

I am but the king of bards
If you wish to hear my ryhme
you must pay again each time