I am in need of some assistance.

[droded]

I need a fun name for a 19th Century Sausage Salesman. I'll explain when I've made up my mind but please give suggestions.

So far all I've got is:

- Mr. Frank Furter

- Mr. Kel Basa

EDIT: Alright I have chosen "Richard (Dick) Schwetty" as the name. +Rep to all suggestions.

Now help me pick a Fun name for a cranky old woman please.

[Soldier By Name]

Mr. N. Testine

[droded]

I see you're back Dirty Jim, and you're a fellow fan of Freddy "Fingers " Wilson.

You Sir will forever have my respect.

[FableFreak]

Herr Braut Wurst

[Soldier By Name]

Yeah I'm back now, and the feeling is mutual Dro. lol.

[poopgod350]

Saw Sage

[ScareCrowReturn]

Mr. Sawsage Fest

(french? ye? ha)

[droded]

Haha thanks guys for all your suggestions. Any more?

[Albion Knight]

Jimmy Dean
or going off of poop god's Saul Sage

[droded]

Saul, haha nice one Todd.

[Darg]

Here are a few to (no pun intended) chew on:

Roger McSwank
Wendell Weinersniff
Derwick Greasebuckets

I don't know, they sounded sausage-y at the time. Might I ask why you need a sausage salesman's name? Just curious.

[Albion Knight]

Ronald Schwetty

Ron: "Come taste my Schwetty sausage"

Patron1: "I love putting his Schwetty sausage in my mouth"
Patron2: "His Schwetty sausage is so juicy, it's dripping down my chin."

[Yoyomaniac]

he could have an apprentice names Mr. Chip Alartie

[droded]

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

Ronald Schwetty

Ron: "Come taste my Schwetty sausage"

Patron1: "I love putting his Schwetty sausage in my mouth"
Patron2: "His Schwetty sausage is so juicy, it's dripping down my chin."

Comedic Genius.

[Man]

tommy salami