You're like the grumpy old uncle/grampa in our big family. You know, that old fart that hates everyone and everything, but no matter how hard he tries - everyone still loves him and constantly involves him in family gatherings and activites in which he does nothing but sit in a corner, lashing out at anyone within three feet.
Bädd would be more like... in the word "flowerbed", or like a couple of animal skins and bones that make up the bed for some sort of feral caveman in a cave somewhere....