[Triz]

They are yummie!
Like Opra?

[andythegill]

Nope.

Whats the funniest thing you've ever heard?

[Darg]

Tsuyu and the cucumber thing. It made me crack up.

Who is your vote going to in the 2008 elections?

[andythegill]

Nobody, 2 reasons,
Voting between a douche and a turd sandwich is a hard choice.
I'm not old enough.

Explain the theory of relativity.

[Tsuyu]

You can walk faster than a bullet fired from a gun. If time moved faster for you, due to you being in a parallel universe. It's all relative.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

[andythegill]

4 trees.

[Darg]

Ask a question, dammit!!! Now what am I going to do?

[andythegill]

Your ask a question!

how many elephants will it take jumping up and down simultaneously to make the earth move.

[Tsuyu]

One - but it gotta be one fat freakin' elephant....

Blue or Red pill. Think fast.

[andythegill]

BOTH AHHHHHHH IM DYING.

And no there is no way any amount of elephants can break its gravitational pull.

I like bacon... do youUUUU?

[Tsuyu]

No, I wouldn't even feed it to my dog... if I had a dog.

And sure, a single elephant is all it takes. Just have to be a really big one. It's all relative.

Should I get a dog?

[FableFreak]

Yes!

Should I get a new gun?


(Rhetorical question *****, I always need a new gun.)

[Angel]

Why not, eh? It is nearly Christmas after all

Land and no water or water and no land?

[ahmad14]

water and on land. ( you could live on ice...)

how long will it take to count to 1,000,000,000,000,000????

[Darg]

Four minutes if you're an uber auctioneer with a brain implant who just slammed 200 red bulls.

What is the exact opposite of what you think you should be doing?