Jokes

[Arckon]

I got an oldy.

2 guys walk into a bar.
The first one should've ducked

[blu phoenix]

ha! heard that one many times but it's never too late to hear it.

[Arckon]

Pirate cap'n

Alright, There's one Pirate ship with a cap'n. Now The First mate comes up to the cap'n and say's "cap'n There's 20 navy ships on a course for us." and the Cap'n says "alright get my red shirt and prepare for battle." The first mate says "why the red one." the cap'n says"So the crew doesn't notice I'm injured." The first mate say ahhhh". Now the Pirate cap'ns 3rd in command walks up the the cap'n and says "Cap'n we're being attacked by 50 ships." Because the first mate died in the last attack. and the Cap'n says "alright get my red shirt and prepare for battle." So 4th in command runs up to the cap'n (cause the 3rd in command dies) and says" Cap'n there's 1000 ships on the hurrizon." and the Cap'n says "alright get my Brown pants and reverse course YOU LITTLE F***!!!!"

[blu phoenix]

huh, that was pretty funny.

here's one that i'm sure you've all heard. blonde joke here:

she missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 bus twice.

[Arckon]

nope haven'theard that one

[blu phoenix]

hmm.. well can't think of any others at the moment. got any arc?

[Arckon]

Hey linch, have u seen my cat.

Uuhhhhhhhhhh. No.

I can't find him any where. are u sure u haven't seen him.

Uuhhhhhh. whats his name

His name is Paul Fishy

Ya, I think I saw him in the pool.

No not pool fishy. Paul Fishy.

Ya He is in the pool.

What?

He's in the POOL.

we don't have a pool

Yes we do it's in the kitchen.


Thats a fish tank.Ahhhhhhh man, how'd he end up in there.

I dunno. Y is there tunafish in the pool.

It's not a pool!!!!!!

[blu phoenix]

ha! that was funny. hadn't heard of that before.nice.

[Arckon]

made it up

[blu phoenix]

wow! i can't even make up jokes that quick or that good.