Quote:
Originally Posted by fablefreak1
A girl with no arms or legs is sitting on a peir in her wheelchair crying when a man walks by, the man says "Why are you crying?" she replies "Well I've never been hugged before." So he gives her a hug. He starts to walk away when she starts to cry again. He walks back and says "What wrong now?" she says to him "I've never been kissed before" so he gives her a kiss and says "Is that all?" she replies "Well, there is one thing, I've never been f*cked before." When she says this the guys picks her up and throws her into the water and says "There, now your f*cked!"
|
That was on Ally McBeal
I heard this joke from a friend not that long ago.. its probably funnier told in person but...
(If your ginger do not read)
A man's wife has just had his baby in hospital, but he missed the birth since he couldn't get to the hospital in time due to the que being extremely long at the pretzel wagon.
He arrives at the hospital (eventually) and rushes straight to the room where his wife is. He is stopped by a Docter.
"What is it?" asked the man
"It's about your baby... I've got some good news and some bad news... Which would you like first?" Replied the Docter.
"Err, the bad news I guess" says the man nervously.
"OK." Says the Docter "The bad news is... your baby is Ginger."
"Oh god!" Gasps the man. "Well what was the good news!?"
"Your baby's dead."
