Jokes

[Tsuyu]

A father was in with the shrink with his two children. The children were in shock, they would show no emotion, speak, sleep or eat. The shrink asked the father,
"I can't think of anything that would've put your kids in this state. What was the last thing they did before this happend?".
The father told the shrink,
"Well, it was their bedtime and usually their mother puts them to bed and reads them a story. But yesterday she was on a business trip so I put them to bed and read them a story from my new book I am publishing."

This didn't make any sense and the shrink was baffled. Then over the intercom the voice of his secretary was saying,
"Doctor, we have a call here for a Stephen King.".
The father stood up and walked towards the door and said,
"Excuse me doctor, that's my wife."

[Darkside Hazuki]

Heheh. That was pretty good. By the way, did you guys hear? The pope has bird flu.

He caught it from his Cardinals.

[FableFreak]

lame joke

[Darkside Hazuki]

... D'oh.

[DrZoid]

Originally Posted by fablefreak1

A girl with no arms or legs is sitting on a peir in her wheelchair crying when a man walks by, the man says "Why are you crying?" she replies "Well I've never been hugged before." So he gives her a hug. He starts to walk away when she starts to cry again. He walks back and says "What wrong now?" she says to him "I've never been kissed before" so he gives her a kiss and says "Is that all?" she replies "Well, there is one thing, I've never been f*cked before." When she says this the guys picks her up and throws her into the water and says "There, now your f*cked!"

That was on Ally McBeal

I heard this joke from a friend not that long ago.. its probably funnier told in person but...
(If your ginger do not read)

A man's wife has just had his baby in hospital, but he missed the birth since he couldn't get to the hospital in time due to the que being extremely long at the pretzel wagon.

He arrives at the hospital (eventually) and rushes straight to the room where his wife is. He is stopped by a Docter.

"What is it?" asked the man

"It's about your baby... I've got some good news and some bad news... Which would you like first?" Replied the Docter.

"Err, the bad news I guess" says the man nervously.

"OK." Says the Docter "The bad news is... your baby is Ginger."

"Oh god!" Gasps the man. "Well what was the good news!?"

"Your baby's dead."

[Tsuyu]

What's with all the dead baby jokes? Makes me cry on the inside.....*sniff*

[DrZoid]

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

What's with all the dead baby jokes? Makes me cry on the inside.....*sniff*

Wouldn't you be crying more if the ginger baby had survived?


OK im only kidding with the ginger stuff btw. (Before I offend someone.) It's just theres so many blonde jokes but there all getting old

'ginger jokes are now in people!'

omg im so random!

[Eclipse]

yes u are

[Tsuyu]

You're not as random as this though: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...1151543979.swf

[DrZoid]

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

You're not as random as this though: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...1151543979.swf

That is one of the best things I have ever seen!

Shame I didn't see that image before national Pirate Day.

[FableFreak]

lets not go too far off topic guys.

[Hexadecimal]

why do the sheep herders walk their sheep so close to the edge of the cliff?
it makes them push back harder

[FableFreak]

what?

[Hexadecimal]

Originally Posted by fablefreak1

what?

sorry... it's funnier if you can say it with lude hip thrusting motions...

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

sorry... it's funnier if you can say it with lude hip thrusting motions...

I think you've just ticked off the entire nation of New Zealand!