[Hexadecimal]

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

I think you've just ticked off the entire nation of New Zealand!

hehehehe
oh those sheep herders and their wild saturday nights...

[FableFreak]

oh, I get it now. Sheep f*ckers!!11!!!!!!111!!1!! !

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by fablefreak1

oh, I get it now. Sheep f*ckers!!11!!!!!!111!!1!! !

Yeeeess.....

Anyway, Fablefreak, you could've put it in a more subtle way, try and avoid the F-word, would you?

[Vegeta]

A blonde walks into a beauty salon with headphones on the lady says no headphones aloud so the blonde takes off the headphones and sits on the couch and later on she dies on the couch.... the hair lady walks over and puts on the headphones it was saying...

Breath in... breath out.... breath in... LOL

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by 1Ak

A blonde walks into a beauty salon with headphones on the lady says no headphones aloud so the blonde takes off the headphones and sits on the couch and later on she dies on the couch.... the hair lady walks over and puts on the headphones it was saying...

Breath in... breath out.... breath in... LOL

I've actually both heard and told that one quite a few times in real life.

[Eclipse]

[quote=1Ak;24165]A blonde walks into a beauty salon with headphones on the lady says no headphones aloud so the blonde takes off the headphones and sits on the couch and later on she dies on the couch.... the hair lady walks over and puts on the headphones it was saying...

Breath in... breath out.... breath in... LOL[/quote

heard a different version

[Eclipse]

^^^^^^^^^
have no idea why that happend

[FableFreak]

Two lawyers are leaving the office. “I can’t wait to get home,” says one of them. “As soon as I walk in the door, I’m going to rip my wife’s panties right off.”

“I know the feeling,” the other says.

“No, I’m serious,” says the first. “They’re killing me.”

[FableFreak]

A gay man named Roger goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Roger, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Roger is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Roger asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your a**hole is for."

[FableFreak]

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."

[FableFreak]

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus... so shut the hell up."

[FableFreak]

A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the intensive care unit at the local hospital. The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone and answers it. “We’ve received the results from your tests,” says the doctor on the other end of the line. “Bad news—you have Ebola.” “Oh, my God,” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going to do?” “Don’t worry. First, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread,” says the doctor. “Will that cure me?” “No, but it’s the only food we’ll be able to get under the door.”

[FableFreak]

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."

[SorenSwift]

Before i start off this is not against any religions or anything but it has priests in it. Mkay so anyway nowthen there are these 5 priests who dont want to be priests anymore so they go to the bishop and he says do something bad. So all the priests are back and they all line up and the bishop asks the first priest what he did and he said he beat a dog. So the bishop says take 100 sips of the holy water. The fifth priest starts giggling. The second priest says he killed a dog. He must take 200 sips of the holy water. 5th priests starts laughing harder. 3rd priest beat a human. 300 sips of the holy water. 5th ones laughing real hard. 4th priest kills a human. he must take 1,000 sips of the holy water. The 5th priest is laughing so hard he cant even breath. The bishop asks him what he did and he says "Peed in the holy water"

[FableFreak]

OMG! LOL that was a HILARIOUS JOKE!!! Seriously, that was really funny... Good one Soren!