i used to have dial up...
its almost worse then not having the internet at all...
its like holding a steak up to a dog, and making it run on a treadmill for 5 minutes while waitng for a page to load...
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yup
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well, i think they may have it on a newer one too, cuz i just saw the video from xbox live, unless it took them a million years to put it on there...