I'd advise you take the next left, then keep going for a coupla time zones, before turning around 3x and having a nap. that shud confuse the CIA, and after which you can just tunnel under the ground in a roughly Nostradamus direction, and you will be fine. hope i helped!
That's it, now I have to hunt you down and silly-string you to prove that I do not fail. [wonders: is it a good idea to threaten heavily armed Californian gun-nuts with silly-stringing? I think so, yes.]