You can always shoot squirrels, nobody will miss 'em so go ahead. Shoot The Ebil Squirrels! *clears throat* Excuse me for that, I seem to have gone isane for a short period. But I'm all better now. *twitches* Yes, all better.
What about Delmarva Fox Squirrels? They're endangered.
So, does it fascinate anyone else that the Delmarva Peninsula is named for three people? Queen Elizabeth (or was it Victoria? Whichever), Henrietta Maria, and some Earl De La Warr.
Plus, they keep keep transforming themselves from spruce cones (or even pine cones)... It`s a scientific fact that squirrels are actually cones at younger age and transform into their true form after falling down from a mother-tree.
I find that squirrels are the root of all ebil (aside from Oprah) and as a Paladin I feel it is my duty to cleanse the world of such and bring peace to the land...or whatever the job description said.