[Walker]

Welcome, and nope, not long at all compared to lots of 'em.

And just watch out for the barbeque pit. Occasionally we mistake our heftier members for, you know, pork. If you're a skeleton you should be fine, but otherwise we're a bit stupid. Over 100 pounds, actually. We like pork.

Um... okay, the cannibalism joke didn't work. Should probably stick to the 'ol spikepit.

EDIT: oh, and don't worry too much about ranting. That habit seems to be a requirement for membership around here.