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The Messy Bit - Short Stories
The Messy Bit
The mishaps of the villagers of Albion
Written By: deathtomacbeth
Journal of dead villager found in a small river near Oakvale…
Summer Eve: August…. Should I have fooled around with that girl at the tavern? Well of course of not, I was horribly drunk, and very , very in the mood for a good stiff drink. I suppose I had to many. My wife is going to be infuriated with me. I should probably find another place to stay in Oakvale, or possibly Bowerstone before I reveal this messy bit. Though it’s not like I was having fun the whole time, there was that bit where she reminded me of a dog I once had, making the night very awkward, thus ending the foolish messy bit that was being foolishly fumbled about. Praise the Hero’s that this girl does not show up again, perhaps I could just not mention it, get away with it, and live with back burdening guilt for the rest of my life. Sounds about right.
I remember once hearing about a Hero from the Guild cheated on his wife, and then killed his wife, and got very little evil points for this horrific event. Then, he was to be married again. Short while after they were to be divorced. The Hero is now feared all across Albion and enjoys discovering the differences of small figurines of the creatures of Albion in a small amount of time for some gold.
I suppose I should go back down to the town to reveal the awful messy bit to my beloved. Before this though, I should rent out the fastest horse in the village.
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My first attempt of short stories written by those who live in Albion..
Anyone like?
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