my tattooist got into the scrumpy...

[Hexadecimal]

I recently started a new game, and realized my shirtless self had made it all the way to Knothole Glade and still had not a single tattoo... so I decided to rectify that...

little did I know that the "artists" living out in that neck of the woods were a bunch of drunken hippies who would use my body as some canvas of the damned...

I apoligize for the sub-standard quality of the pics... I don't have Fable for PC, and so instead take crappy screenshots of my television with my camera... you'll get the idea anyway...

so... first one I wanted was a Harion Shoulder tattoo...



and THIS is what I ended up with... a back full of blasted butterflies... this looks NOTHING like the card I saw...

but at least that's still better than the Dark Votex I tried to get next...



look at that! what is that? that doesn't look like anything... a swirling, scrumpy induced, blob... and I'm covered in it...

but , not one to give up when I should, I thought I'd give it another try and got the Corun Dawn...



.. to be honest, I kind of like this one... I just have no idea what it is... though I know what I paid him for... NOT THIS!... jerk...

so finally I decided to just remove all these freaky deaky designs and start fresh...



.. and ended up crawling with creepy vines... nice...

my last one before I gave up on ever being pretty again was the Howl... which left me... yes... wanting to howl...
I actually ended up with a normal looking tattoo... that I never asked for nor paid for, that was nice... as well as an additional bit of "artwork"...





... yes... my face is now not only green, but the butterflies have made a comeback in a big, big way...

I give up...

[§ephiroxa§]

HAHAHAHA I don't even know what's wrong with your game/xbox but that's awesome.

mm delicious rep.+

[Angel]

I WANT ONE!!!

Weird but cool - and the dark vortex tattoo looks like your drunken tattooist just threw up all over you

[Dark Drakan]

nice +rep

Drunken tattooists, got to love it!

Thats soooo weird!

[Liberator]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

I recently started a new game, and realized my shirtless self had made it all the way to Knothole Glade and still had not a single tattoo... so I decided to rectify that...

not one to give up when I should, I thought I'd give it another try and got the Corun Dawn...



.. to be honest, I kind of like this one... I just have no idea what it is... though I know what I paid him for... NOT THIS!... jerk...

I just realized what that's a picture of!!! It's the "Box of Chocolates" gift that you can buy. Really sounds like the tattooist and a trader were hitting the scrumpy "sauce" together!

[§ephiroxa§]

I still REALLY like the vines and butterflies.

[Hexadecimal]

Originally Posted by Sephiroxas

I still REALLY like the vines and butterflies.

well... the butterflies on the back weren't so bad... except that they weren't at all what I asked for... but the green face with butterflies plastered to my eyes just isn't a look I want to be having... ever....

and that Corun Dawn one really makes me mad now... those traders were in cohoots, I just know it! turning my imposing figure into a walking billboard for those chalk tasting chocolates...

that's the last time I trust some creepy man with a moustache and a needle wandering in the woods, I tell you that!

[§ephiroxa§]

*lol* But they love you.
They're trying out some new tattoo's on you.

so all the other traders got into the scrumpy too?? heehee

[Panicpillow]

wow, thats really weird. i guess those tatoos were orgianlly cut from the game, and...................... ....something went horribly,horribly wrong.

+rep

[Liberator]

Aw...come on. Don't I deserve a little rep for being the first to recognize that tattoo was actually the box of chocolates picture?

[Hexadecimal]

Originally Posted by Liberator

Aw...come on. Don't I deserve a little rep for being the first to recognize that tattoo was actually the box of chocolates picture?

well... no... cause truthfully seph was the first to point that out to me when she rep'd me and also in a pm... sorry...

[§ephiroxa§]

Heehee. I'm teh sneaky.

I wants me some butterflies damnit.

[dark_hart]

lol this happen to me too lmao, I asked for some tat on my face then it looked like a 5 year old drew something on me

[navicia]

that is hillarious! btw i am new here so hi all i am vicia

[Hexadecimal]

Originally Posted by navicia

that is hillarious! btw i am new here so hi all i am vicia

hey there vicia
welcome welcome