My two *NEW* purchases... (If you guessed "guns" you were right!)

[FableFreak]

A Yugoslavian SKS:

Warning, this is a spoiler!

and a Mosin-Nagant M44 Carbine:

Warning, this is a spoiler!

Two more Communist pieces of trash added to my ever growing arsenal. I love Russian weapons... I'm totally raping the Communist ideal. Purchasing weapons made in a "Worker's Paradise" made by some underpaid, poor machinist for literally pennies on the dollar in a Capitalist country. **** Commies.

The SKS shoots a 7.62x39, which looks like this:

7.62x39


and the Mosin shoots a whalloping 7.62x54R, which looks like this:

7.62x54R


(If an admin/mod reads this, could you please change the title so the word "guessed" is spelled correctly? Thanks.)

[Man]

nice new weapons ya got thar

[Skotekal]

Note to self: Stop sneaking around Freak's house...

[FableFreak]

Originally Posted by Skotekal

Note to self: Stop sneaking around Freak's house...

Don't tell lies! You wouldn't be posting if you had been sneaking around my house. Trust me, if you did your corpse would be feeding my mother's tulips as we speak.

[Skotekal]

I was sending boy scouts, I'm not stupid enough to put myself at risk! Besides, the only way I could defend myself is by throwing my body at you and hoping that I hit you after I'm shot to death.

[FableFreak]

Originally Posted by Skotekal

I was sending boy scouts, I'm not stupid enough to put myself at risk! Besides, the only way I could defend myself is by throwing my body at you and hoping that I hit you after I'm shot to death.

More lies you dumbass!

1. You just said that you, Skotekal, were sneaking around my home.
2. I have not killed a boy scout for at least 2 months!
3. Unless your atoms can throw themselves at me then you'd have no chance at even coming remotely near my body! You would be blown up 20 times to Hell!

[Skotekal]

1. I didn't quite mean in a literal sense
2. That's because I ran out
3. The misty spray of blood would infect you with all sorts of diseases...

[FableFreak]

Originally Posted by Skotekal

1. I didn't quite mean in a literal sense
2. That's because I ran out
3. The misty spray of blood would infect you with all sorts of diseases...

1. It sounded extremely literal
2. Then go ahead and get more of your Boy Whores and send them over. My dogs are hungry.
3. Fool! I am immune to all diseases except the common cold, not because it mutates each year, but because I pity it's weakness. Also you would vaporize because I kill things with fire!

[Skotekal]

1. Many things are decieving...
2. When I find more recruits, I will. On a side note, what kind of dogs do you have?
3. Sh**!!!!

[FableFreak]

1. I don't give a ****!
2. I have two Bull Mastifs, one Saint Bernard, a pitbull, and a wiener dog who will bite your nuts off.
3. Sh** is right, biotch.

[Skotekal]

1. Too bad
2. Damn...
3. Stay away from Freak...

And do you have a large collection of knives aswell?

[FableFreak]

I do have many knives. I would post them, but this thread is about guns.

[Skotekal]

Close quarters combat too... Damn your one lethal S.O.B.!!!

[FableFreak]

I only know how to kill a man three ways. With 30 rounds of lead, 12 inches of sharpened steel, or strangulation with my meat-hook like hands. Anything else is elementary.

[Skotekal]

I feel like I'm being watched...