[Angel]

But the government couldn't decide how best to use these weapons, so they forced the rats to....

[Shakezulah]

Become slaves, and work in cheese factories.

[Poppycock]

but after poppycock recovered from his loss of testies he broke into the factory to free the rats

[Spartan Champion]

but the master monkey queer stoped him

[Poppycock]

but seeing how poppycock is the strongest power in the unviverse he destroyed the monkey queer

[Spartan Champion]

and then came the racoon queer

[Poppycock]

but seeing as it was just a racoon he just threw some garbarge on the ground and would most likely make the racoon happy

[Spartan Champion]

but poppycock was ambushed by a rat queer and a cat queer and was sadly killed

[FableFreak]

so then Angel said "Damn!, I guess he wasn't the strongest power in the universe" and finally Shatner and Ackroyd arrive at the scene and say.........

[Angel]

"Don't worry Angel....we have found a way to create a new Poppycock - more evil than before!" So with a flourish they presented...

[Poppycock]

(i already am the most evil poppycock!<not going with the story)

[Spartan Champion]

some fat guy with horns

[Angel]

who did not resemble Poppycock at all.....however after much deliberation

[Shakezulah]

They decided to make him more fatter, hairier and with bigger horns.

[Skorm's Son]

But then they decided that it...