OMG A GIRL FABLING!!! ATTACKKK!! (Girl talk only)

Necromancer11 · 11-16-2009

Just say that you're a guy, or f*ck with the people who annoying stuff like that.

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Originally Posted by LobotomizedLOVE

Haha, wow this topic makes me want to shoot a sexy-gamer photoshoot just to torture nerds. xD <3

Trust me, it won't torture anybody. They'll just end up printing out your pics, taking them into their bathroom, and, well, you know the rest...

LobotomizedLOVE · 11-16-2009

^Whoever said it was going to be pictures of me? I could be photographing a 300 pound, sweaty hairy man making orgasm faces with a controller in hand. I'd like to see anyone jack off to that. Well actually I wouldn't, but still!

Dark Drakan · 11-16-2009

Id witnessed this a few times myself with female friends of mine on Live. The men that do this are just an embarrassment to the male species with no people skills at all. Soon as they hear a female voice on Live they are like sharks that have got a blood scent. Seems to happen more on the stereotypical male orientated games like Call Of Duty. My friend was constantly harassed but shut them up by knife killing the lot of them and outdoing them by about 13 kills each. If i was you id just use the 'Avoid Player' option and report their GamerTag for harassment if they are particularly bad.

droded · 11-16-2009

One easy way to get out of it is saying that you're a pre-pubescent boy who's voice pitch hasn't changed yet.

This also gives you permission to act like an idiot!

Arseface · 11-16-2009

I have to be honest here and say that if I was playing over live and a young sounding girl came online, my first reaction would be similar. Luckily my common sense would manage to overwhelm my reppressed sexuality before I manage to say anything.

That being said, if I was a chick playing Call of Duty or whatever, I'd flirt with them and get them to go easy on me, then I'd just rampage through the map leaving only debris in my wake.

Garnie · 11-16-2009

well i seem to have a lot of input here male and female. although i think im not bad looking and i do tend to game a lot!!!!! :/

Any who i understand the point that most of these sad gits are horny teens who are just trying to find a girl friend and i wouldn't care if it wasn't like all the time! The problem is i have an insane British voice which a lot of people say is posh and all that (even tho i dont mean to be) which automatically brings attention to my self. When im not using mic or i pop online to trade i dont get harassed as much. but i dont see why i should have to stop using my mic because of this. yes arguably you could just say well its either one or the other, but my point is that it shouldn't happen at all. and even if it does it should only be like 5% of the time or whatever.

Putting down on my bio the im blatantly engaged seems to have horned these people up, or they have bothered looking at my bio.......i hate the males....

Arseface · 11-16-2009

Hey, some of us are alright.

SaintHermit · 11-16-2009

When I was younger, and this is probably because of watching too much TV and a lot of movies, I used to think that all girls thought about was dating, boys and how to date boys. I mean that's all they talk about in highschool romcoms. I know now this isn't true, still feel dumb for thinking that.

The point is, mix that thinking with finding out a girl has similar nerdy interests to you and you have online stalkflirting.

I don't actually have advice here, just saying what comes to mind.

JohnDoe · 11-16-2009

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Originally Posted by SaintHermit

I used to think that all girls thought about was dating, boys and how to date boys.

That's not so bad. I used to think that girls didn't fart. I would kill to be able to believe that now.

The idea of a girl gaming is like the idea of a girl on the internet. While it does happen, it's so unimaginably hard to believe that the rest of us, the guys, don't know how to react. Some of us put on a show of false bravado in an attempt to impress; others try to be a knight in shining armor when the rest make remarks like "tits or gtfo". What most girls, women, really want others to do is to not care and keep playing as you normally would so that they can have something resembling the normal gaming experience without being hounded by masses of guys acting weird.

Garnie · 11-16-2009

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Originally Posted by Arseface

Hey, some of us are alright.

yes you are. but seriously, those few that i have allowed the glory of bein g my friend have dissapointed me in the end dude. but alas, some of you are norm lol

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Originally Posted by SaintHermit

When I was younger, and this is probably because of watching too much TV and a lot of movies, I used to think that all girls thought about was dating, boys and how to date boys. I mean that's all they talk about in highschool romcoms. I know now this isn't true, still feel dumb for thinking that.

The point is, mix that thinking with finding out a girl has similar nerdy interests to you and you have online stalkflirting.

I don't actually have advice here, just saying what comes to mind.

no worrys dude, i get it. its weird that its like that, i just want to go online and and have the glory and happimess that when i have an orb walk pass me they dont do a double take and stand in front of me checkin out mah stats, because you know a friend request is coming and if you except it then you get cybered

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Originally Posted by JohnDoe

That's not so bad. I used to think that girls didn't fart. I would kill to be able to believe that now.

The idea of a girl gaming is like the idea of a girl on the internet. While it does happen, it's so unimaginably hard to believe that the rest of us, the guys, don't know how to react. Some of us put on a show of false bravado in an attempt to impress; others try to be a knight in shining armor when the rest make remarks like "tits or gtfo". What most girls, women, really want others to do is to not care and keep playing as you normally would so that they can have something resembling the normal gaming experience without being hounded by masses of guys acting weird.

too true. quite a few of them have said there married when i havent been chuffed with there lude come ons. then they come online again and start craking on to me. what the hell is that about. i need a henchman orb to scare these losers off. for real!!

DarkenedSoul · 11-16-2009

hey wanna cyber

Oh yeah, I'm gay

Garnie · 11-16-2009

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Originally Posted by DarkenedSoul

hey wanna cyber

Oh yeah, I'm gay

*SLAP*........>:/

Tiamatria · 11-17-2009

Hey, wanna cyber?

Oh right, I'm gay too.

Hey Dark...!

Another Spartan · 11-17-2009

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Originally Posted by Tiamatria

Hey, wanna cyber?

Oh right, I'm gay too.

Hey Dark...!

HAHAHAHAHA! That's so wrong! But, you can add me and I wont be weird at all. I'm one of the few guys that actually has friends that are girls.

Necromancer11 · 11-17-2009

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Originally Posted by LobotomizedLOVE

^Whoever said it was going to be pictures of me? I could be photographing a 300 pound, sweaty hairy man making orgasm faces with a controller in hand. I'd like to see anyone jack off to that. Well actually I wouldn't, but still!

And how exactly would that torture nerds...?

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Originally Posted by Tiamatria

Hey, wanna cyber?

Oh right, I'm gay too.

Hey Dark...!

That actually made me laugh out loud!