"When Maze betrayed me I knew he was a coward. But you.... you are the biggest disapointment of them all. You have been given too much power and it has corrupted you. But it is not too late to turn back. Turn back now and there is still hope for you. For all of us. Please let me teleport you to the graveyard. Take Nosto's soul instead!"
"Do you wish to accept the guild masters offer?" I start mashing the B button, "No he must die!!!"
"Very well. do your worst! I am no deffencless old man! I have powers that you can't even begin to......Aaaarrrrr!!!" as he gets slashed down. Then you walk to the side of his body and do the finishing move on him by sticking your sword through his back and then take it back out a few seconds later with blood oozing everywere.
I have one sentence for you guildmaster. YOUR HEALTH IS CRITICAL BITCH!!!
'Ah, The ugly guide i see hero, Not that those spoiled little brats need that...
Wait! Dont tell the parents i said that!' - Teacher
Or something like that,
I was falling of my chair laughing
"you're face looks like the inside of a nose!" - villager
"Lookit the tree's today..they're just so..leafy" - villager
"If I wanted to think of you, I'd walk buy a garbage heap" (or something like that)-Lady gray (After she asked me to find her necklace )
"Go away headless monkey! I don't like your eyes!" -Kid on shrooms
"The sky is pretty today, Where did the roof GO!?" Kid on shrooms
"My bellow buttons trying to escape! Where are you going bellybutton!?" Kid on shrooms
"Nothings real, were all made of pixels and our brains are numbers." Kid on shrooms
Were there seriously kids on shrooms in fable? I've thought how awesome it would be if there were shrooms in Fable 2!