Rhadiel's/Darg's Story Circle

[Rhadiel]

HI
This is
Rhadiel's and Darg'sStory Circle
Here, you may request me; Rhadiel, or Darg to type up a short story
for your own amusement
If you want us to tell you a certain story,just give us a topic
And we'll do the rest, you can even request a continuation if you like it, If you don't like the story, We can try again,
Think of us as your public, AutoStoryMachine

(P.S: I'm doing this for the sake of my spare time, and yours...and I hope this does good.....)

[Angel]

Good idea, my dear...ok, I want a story and I want it to be about....cake. Ta.

[Rhadiel]

OK^^
Here we go......short stories ^^

Jimmy and the Cakes.
At Fredricksville Tale

There once was a boy named Jimmy, he lived in the small town of Fredricksville.
Every day his mother would make a large cake for desert, but.....Jimmy doesn't like the cake. He thought the cake was evil! Every desert, he would keep a close eye on the cake, but he never noticed anything. One night, his mom had made....A triple chocolate filled chocolate cake with a cherry on top.
Jimmy was VERY suspicious of the cake, for it was 'different' from the other ones.
That night, Jimmy heard a noise coming from the kitchen.
He crept out of bed, making sure not to wake the parents, and peeked into the kitchen.There, at the fridge, the door was open, and something was moving around inside.
Jimmy walked forward, and, to his surprise, it was...the cake.
The cake flung out of the fridge, and hit Jimmy in the chest. He now had chocolate stains on his shirt.
Jimmy ran to the counter, and grabbed a large knife. He jumped at the cake, and cut it up into 8 equal pieces. One by one, he carved the cake. Slicing, dicing, hacking.
He knew the cake had stopped, and so....he ate it...ever last god damn bite. Then, the light went on, and....right behind him...was.....all the other cakes......

[Angel]

That was awesome cool wicked good! And I know I sound like a little kid there, but I really liked that one - check your User CP for secret sneaky admin reppage, my friend

[Rhadiel]

thx angel^^

.....want another story? lol....

[blu phoenix]

+Rep for this, very creative and funny! Could I request a story about ...oh I don't know, Pepsi?

[Rhadiel]

Originally Posted by blu phoenix

+Rep for this, very creative and funny! Could I request a story about ...oh I don't know, Pepsi?

okie dokie

Here we go......a story of pepsi.


Tommy and Pepsi
A Fredricksville Tale

A yound boy named Tommy, lived in the small town of Fredricksville. This boy was, almost completely addicted to his favorite drink....pepsi.
Every meal he had, he would have a tall glass of pepsi, whether it was in a can, bottle, or glass...he'd drink it.
One day, Tommy sat down to his favorite meal, Pizza and garlic knots. He went to his fridge to get a pepsi, like normal, but...to his surprise...no pepsi. He winced , he thought, No pepsi? OMFG!!!! so.....he decided to find an alternative, as hard as that may be. Finally, he chose a large glass of...nothing......
He ate his diner with no pepsi, his mother hasn't gone to the store for a while. So he'll have to try and wait it out.
Over the next few weeks, his mother still didn't go shopping.
Slowly...he began to turn.....slowly he began to hunch over, and his teeth grew yellow, and breath went rancid. He stayed in his room for a number of months. Begging for his 'precious'...his parents started to worry.....they waited, day,months, and so on. Tommy began to have spasms.....and he turned pale, his grew long, over his face.He was a horrible sight, he went insane. One day, his mother opened the door, with a can of...pepsi.....she sat on his bed, as Tommy stared viciously at the tin can.....she stared back...scared....then Tommy leaped...
He jumped onto his mother
flailing and screeching, people cold hear it , outside....
then...it stopped.....Over the next few days....cops arrived..and Tommy was found....huddled in a corner, holding a rusty tim can, tight in his hands. His mother...was found.....well....most of her.......

[blu phoenix]

Great job! +rep again!

[Rhadiel]

yay ^^ thx blu

any others?

[Angel]

I want another one!! Surprise me this time

[projectego]

Ha! This is awesome! Encore!

[Rhadiel]

thx guys ^^ ok...ill make a random one

Johnny and the GrandfatherClock
A Fredricksville Tale

There once...remember...I said ONCE.....anyhow...There once was a boy name Johnny who lived in the small town of Fredricksville.
In Johnny's large house, there was a large living room, and in the large living room
a large grandfather clock...
One night Johnny was sitting in his living room, reading a book.
When he heard a loud noise, It came from...inside the grandfather clock.
This did not scare Johnny, for he was used to it by now.
It had made the same noise eve since his grandfather died.
His grandfather was the one who mad the clock, and he put his heart and soul into making it.
Johnny remembers the day his grandfather died....
A dark cold night, the family had gathered at the grave of his grandfather, morning his death.On his gravestone, carved in....was this one phrase.
He who inherits the clock as their own, shall meet me face to face, life or death.
This part, anyway..had scared him.
For the clock was JOHNNY'S now.....hes been wonder what was inside the clock.
Once again, he heard the loud bang....Tonight..he was home alone.....
Johnny got anxious...he wanted to open the clock to see what was inside....
Suddenly...the sound got louder and louder...and without thinking Johnny was on his feet...walking towards the clock. He stopped....as he got closer the sound stopped.
He opened it.......
Inside.....was.....


Well....thats is as much as I can tell you of Johnny....for he in no more....even since that night...he disappeared and was assumed dead the following week.......

[blu phoenix]

This is very funny!

Umm...how about one on the 360?

[Rhadiel]

Originally Posted by blu phoenix

This is very funny!

Umm...how about one on the 360?

thx blu, wat do ya mean " Umm...how about one on the 360?"

[blu phoenix]

Originally Posted by Rhadiel

thx blu, wat do ya mean " Umm...how about one on the 360?"

The Xbox 360...sorry ran out of ideas...or you could go the route of cookies.