Riddles for Rep Points

[Albion Knight]

If you're rowing your canoe down the street one day, and your front wheel falls off, how many watermelons do you loose?

[Walker]

I let loose three. That's how many the towboat truck company charges.

[Hexadecimal]

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

If you're rowing your canoe down the street one day, and your front wheel falls off, how many watermelons do you loose?

none!
it was pikas, not watermelons! Everybody knows that! O_O

[Darg]

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

If you're rowing your canoe down the street one day, and your front wheel falls off, how many watermelons do you loose?

Four! Everyone knows how many watermelons a canoe holds! Don't they?

[Walker]

Oh, and alternatively it means you live in New Orleans, and you were carrying your bike and the wheel feel off when a gust of wind ripped off the wheel or hit it with other flying debris.

(Um... it just occurred to me that that joke might be in bad taste... Considers not posting... considers some more. No, it should be okay... I hope.)

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

none!
it was pikas, not watermelons! Everybody knows that! O_O

None is Correct. Because Ice Cream Doesn't have bones

[Adam]

One man is eating sour cream, One is Racing, and the other is a pit crew member, which man is asian?

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by Adam

One man is eating sour cream, One is Racing, and the other is a pit crew member, which man is asian?

The guy from Japan !!?

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

The guy from Japan !!?

Nope The pit crew member because lord knows asians can't drive.
(Not Offensive)