So there are a few /b/tards here right?

Ithan · 07-10-2009

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Originally Posted by Hexen_Harlot

No, 4chan is being killed by paedo's who click the links saying "CLICK HERE FOR SOME CHILD PORN"
-_-
And newfags, but hey, there's always gonna be newfags. AnonTalk started the attack btw, so they're gonna get assraped with LOIC. It was all supposed to happen on Independence Day, but it didn't.

Actually it was pretty much the links saying Miley Cirus porn and other 'celebrities', anyone who got the virus deserves to have it for being so incredibly stupid, and since it was 4chan's user base, 4chan deserves to be down, and deserves to have more DDoS attacks until people stop being morons.

Though, since 4chan became mainstream, that will never happen.

Trawgdor · 07-10-2009

Wait, uh, what's a DDoS attack?

Ithan · 07-10-2009

Denial of service attack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDoS#Distributed_attack
Basically, a guy makes a virus, spreads the virus, then has it barrage a website until it's unable to be used in any way, shape or form.
Very illegal but very effective.

Tsuyu · 07-10-2009

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Originally Posted by Dark Drakan

Around 80% of people ive had to give infractions to or ban on forums have also been registered on 4chan. Says a lot about their forum attitude and ways of communications. They begin to think that the way they can be on there is an acceptable way to communicate on forums when in reality its only acceptable to victims of experimental cranial drill intrusion surgery.

I couldn't agree more.

I just hope we don't get a surge of retards coming here now that their local watering hole has shut down.

Dark Drakan · 07-10-2009

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Originally Posted by Tsuyu

I couldn't agree more.

I just hope we don't get a surge of retards coming here now that their local watering hole has shut down.

Could be the time to dust off the trusty banhammer in preparation.

Skotekal · 07-10-2009

You put this very odd image of my head with two guys in trench coats doing a dramatic look at each other and simultaneously turning to a nice sleek door to retrieve these funky looking hammers.

I don't know why I saw this. I really don't.

Trawgdor · 07-10-2009

My brother was browsing on it last night. I guess that they don't stray too far from their watering hole.

Arseface · 07-12-2009

Who's 4chan?

JohnDoe · 07-12-2009

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Originally Posted by Arseface

Who's 4chan?

4Chan is the home of all things unholy and the legions of followers and practitioners of the dark side. 4Chan can be located on Google Maps by searching for "darkest reaches of the internets" and is in fact where Edward and his vampire compatriots spend their time.

And I'll give rep to anyone who can name all four references I slipped in here.

Arseface · 07-12-2009

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Originally Posted by JohnDoe

4Chan is the home of all things unholy and the legions of followers and practitioners of the dark side. 4Chan can be located on Google Maps by searching for "darkest reaches of the internets" and is in fact where Edward and his vampire compatriots spend their time.

And I'll give rep to anyone who can name all four references I slipped in here.

*Slaps* Speak sense man!

JohnDoe · 07-12-2009

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Originally Posted by Arseface

*Slaps* Speak sense man!

When discussing 4Chan, there isn't anything to speak sensibly about. Tentacles, everywhere. I've never seen so much blood. To make matters worse, that blasted place has been restored.

TJ Griffin · 07-12-2009

Iv never been to 4chan, and I never will. And if someone ever used my computer to access that forsaken site, Id have no choice but to set them both on fire and then move to a new "untainted" location. I only recently heard about it, but it seems to be detrimental to any and all intelligent thoughts.

Xeon · 07-12-2009

As much as I like flaming, cropping and fake nude pics of that Leslie Utah girl I hope that god forsaken place would shut down for good and shut down soon.

Hexen_Harlot · 07-12-2009

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Originally Posted by JohnDoe

When discussing 4Chan, there isn't anything to speak sensibly about. Tentacles, everywhere. I've never seen so much blood. To make matters worse, that blasted place has been restored.

I wish I could minus rep you. I thought you referenced Anita Blake and then realised it was Twilight.

JohnDoe · 07-12-2009

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Originally Posted by Hexen_Harlot

I wish I could minus rep you. I thought you referenced Anita Blake and then realised it was Twilight.

It was a reference to a reference. moot's an xkcd fan, he even changed the slogan for a few days after that comic was done to "4chan.org, the darkest place on the internet where vampire compatriots spend their time."
And there have been other related 4chan, like this comic redux and this.

I actually have no problems with 4chan. It gives the chans a place to go so that they don't overpopulate the forums I frequent, I just like to poke fun at them from time to time.