Soldier By Name's Riddle Game.

[Soldier By Name]

Ok, I know we've had riddle games before, but I thought I'd give making a new one a shot. I'll take a leaf out of Devalion's book, and offer rep points for correct answers.

A couple of friends of mine lent me these.
(Thnx to Roland, Eddie, Blaine, and Jake)

1. What has a mouth but can't talk, What runs but can't walk, What has a bed but never sleeps, What has a head but never weeps?

2. When is a door not a door?

3. The big moron and the little moron were standing on the bridge over the River Send. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off too?

4. What has a handle, a hammer, and half a dozen chambers that no one ever sleeps in?

[Goretex]

4. A revolver.

Still figuring out the others.

[Tsuyu]

1: Pretty obvious, a river.
2: When it's ajar. (a jar, höhöhöh)

[Arseface]

1. River
2. ajar (as Tsuyu said)
3. because he happened to be standing further back from the edge...?
4. Gun!

My mate told me this crap one. He gave me five bucks for figuring it out though.

A man leaves his home, makes three left turns and is back facing his home. He then sees two men wearing masks at his home. What is he doing?

[Tsuyu]

It's Halloween?

[Man]

i think 3. is....because hes not as big a moron as the big moron

and that one with the mask.....he was jogging?

[TRA Rotid]

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

1: Pretty obvious, a river.
2: When it's ajar. (a jar, höhöhöh)

It`s funny that you used the letter ö. At least to me.

[Tsuyu]

Sounds pretty funny, too, if you know how "Ö" is pronounced in Swedish.

[TRA Rotid]

Arseface`s riddle... He`s trying to fin an alternate route to his bedroom?

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

Sounds pretty funny, too, if you know how "Ö" is pronounced in Swedish.

Is it spelled differently from Finnish?

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Its name in Finnish and Estonian is Öö [øː], not "O with two dots"

[Soldier By Name]

Goretex, you got number 4 spot on.
Tsuyu, got 1, and 2 right.
Arseface, and Man, you were both close to number 3 so I'll give it to you, the little moron, didn't fall in because he was a little moron (a little more on).

Congrats. I'll have more for My next post.

[Albion Knight]

I was going to say because he was more on than off

[droded]

We gots some fast riddle-figure-outers in these forums..

[andythegill]

I've got a riddle. Which, for tsuyu im going to say in Swedish.
Jag har handen så pass våg på du , Ändå JAG aldrig säga adjö. Den er göra sval för du till vara med jag , Särskilt när JAG säga HI. " Vad er jag?

and incase I messed up the translation (Som fan!) heres the English version

I have hands that wave at you,
Though I never say goodbye.
It's cool for you to be with me,
Especially when I say, "HI."
What am I?

[Tsuyu]

Heheh. Valliant effort my friend, though it ended up bit... funky. Basically it messed up "wave" with the Swedish word for wave, as in the things you find out at sea, instead of the hand gesture. And the rest... well, you can't really translate directly to Swedish from English 'because the words are placed a bit differently in a Swedish sentence than an English one.

Still, you get some tasty rep!

[andythegill]

WOOT ...got the answer?