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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-10-2006, 07:20 AM   #61
§ephiroxa§
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Re: What's your favorite song?

STUPID MF Mindless Self Indulgence


Is it simple/sensible enough for you? Does everybody understand? Anyone still following me?
Is it simple/sensible enough for you? Does everybody understand? Anyone still-still-
Is it simple/sensible enough for you? Does everybody understand? Anyone still following me?
Is it simple enough for you? Does everybody understand? Anyone still-
still-still-

Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?

Yo' they think you're dumb. I think you're smart. No, wait, I lied. I think you're dumb.
They think you're dumb. I think you're smart. No, wait, I lied. I think you're dumb.

Get it-
Get it-
Get it-
You just don't get it.
Get it-
Get it-
Get it-
You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother fuc-
ker-
You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother fuc-

Is it simple/sensible enough for you? Does everybody understand? Anyone still following me?
Is it simple/sensible enough for you? Does everybody understand? Anyone still-still-
Is it simple/sensible enough for you? Does everybody understand? Anyone still following me?
Is it simple/sensible enough for you? Does everybody understand? Anyone still-still-

Should I talk slower like you're a retard?
Should I talk slower like you're retarded?

Yo' they think you're dumb. I think you're smart. No, wait, I lied. I think you're dumb.
They think you're dumb. I think you're smart. No, wait, I lied. I think you're dumb.

Get it-
Get it-
Get it-
You just don't get it.
Get it-
Get it-
Get it-
You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother fuc-
ker-
You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother fuc-

It's under your nose.
It's under your nose.
It's under your nose.
It's under your nose.

It's over your head.
It's over your head.
It's over your head.
It's over your head.

It's out of your reach.
It's out of your reach.
It's out of your reach.

You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother fuc-
ker-
You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother ****er.
You stupid mother fuc-
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-10-2006, 05:48 PM   #62
Dark Drakan
Admin And Co-Founder

Re: What's your favorite song?

Distubed - Fear

These songs they make it up
up, up, up, up, up x4

Reject
Are you no one
Feel you nothing
You know I'll bet you think
You have a good reason to be living
In the limelight of the fortunate ones
you're too weakened by the poison
That they feed you in the living lie
They don't believe you
Call to no one
Trust in nothing
Little impotent one

I don't want to be
I don't want to be
I don't want to be
I don't want to be innocent, you know
I don't want to be
I don't want to be
I don't want to be
I don't want to let them hypnotize me

Punk ***, are you listening
Can you hear me or are you deaf and dumb to my language
Do the real words seem to hurt you
Well put em' up mother****er
Gonna feel it
When I stamp it on your forehead
So you will never forget
That you're a reject
And you're a no one
And you're nothing
Little impotent one

I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont wana be innocent you know?
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont want to let them hypnotize me

I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont want innocence you know?
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont want to let them hypnotize me

Fear awaken
Go with it now
And let it overcome you
Fear awaken
Your mind is racing

I don't understand why you don't like me
Why don't you like me?
Am I so different from you
Now does it scare you that I'm able to discern
What to love and what to burn
I'll add your fuel to the fire now
Stand back, brother take your hand back
Leave it and I might crack
More than a smile or two you see
You don't judge what you don't understand
You can't deny what has been given to me

I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont wana be innocent you know?
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont want to let them hypnotize me

I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont want innocence you know?
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont wana be
I dont want to let them hypnotize me
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-10-2006, 05:54 PM   #63
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Re: What's your favorite song?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Drakan View Post
Distubed - Fear
Why are they ALL SO GOOD?
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-10-2006, 05:56 PM   #64
Dark Drakan
Admin And Co-Founder

Re: What's your favorite song?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Albion Knight View Post
Satch Boogie<-- You need Real Player for this
Joe Satriani
Surfing With The Alien
Great guitarist!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroxas View Post
haha I had this song stuck in my head for two days. It came out of the blue, I think a song in the JakX combat racing games sounds like it. It sounds like ONE of the disturbed songs. Can't remember which one.
Always liked Disturbed

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Why are they ALL SO GOOD?
No idea but they are and thats main thing
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-10-2006, 10:42 PM   #65
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Re: What's your favorite song?

Nine Inch Nails

With Teeth

She comes along
She gets inside
She makes you better than anything you've tried
It's in her kiss
The blackest sea
And it runs deeper than you
Dare to dream it could be

With Teeth x4

Wave goodbye
To what you were
The rules have changed
The lines begin to blur
She makes you hard
It comes on strong
You finally found
The place where you belong

With Teeth x4

I cannot go through this again x8

With Teeth x4

She will not let you go
Keeps holding on
She will not let you go
Keeps holding on
This time, I'm not coming back
She will not let you go
This time, I'm not coming back
She will not let you go
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-11-2006, 03:53 PM   #66
Angel
ololololololololololololo

Re: What's your favorite song?

I've loved this one for years:


"Hey Jealousy"

Tell me do you think it'd be all right
If I could just crash here tonight
You can see I'm in no shape for driving
And anyway I've got no place to go
And you know it might not be that bad
You were the best I'd ever had
If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago
I might not be alone
Tomorrow we can drive around this town
And let the cops chase us around
The past is gone but something might be found
To take its place...hey jealousy
And you can trust me not to think
And not to sleep around
If you don't expect too much from me
You might not be let down
Cause all I really want is to be with you
Feeling like I matter too
If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago
I might be here with you
Tomorrow we can drive around this town
And let the cops chase us around
The past is gone but something might be found
To take its place...hey jealousy
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-12-2006, 03:25 AM   #67
Albion Knight
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Re: What's your favorite song?

NICKELBACK
"Animals"

I, I'm driving black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be ****ed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
Screamin'

[CHORUS]
No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in

You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
I'm screamin'

[CHORUS]

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in

We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
Screamin'

[CHORUS]

So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-13-2006, 05:15 AM   #68
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Re: What's your favorite song?

P.O.D Will you

See you sittin' next to the window in the bedroom
She breaks down - breaks down
Crying over something and starin' into nothin'
Afraid now - hate now
Wanting, needing, haunting, it's killing me
Faking what has happened to live the life like that man
I'll break down - It's fake now

Will you, will you love me tomorrow?
So Will You, Will you stay with me today?

Fade in and out of reason to fight the way she's feelin'
She breaks down - breaks down
Going through the motions and holding onto hopes
and her dreams now - somehow
Shaken, mistaken, forsaken, it's killing me.
Wishing you could change, but he's always been this way
If you leave now - I'll drown

Will you, will you love me tomorrow?
So Will You, Will you stay with me today?
Will you, will you be here tomorrow?
So Will You, you remember yesterday?

Yesterday! Yesterday!
Yesterday! Yesterday!

This time, I'm sorry
This time, I'm sorry
This time, this time, I'm sorry for this time
This time, this time, I'm sorry
This time I'm sorry!

Will you, Will you love me tomorrow?
So Will You, Will you stay with me today?
Will you, Will you be here tomorrow?
So Will You, you remember yesterday?

Will you? [x6]
So Will You?
Will you? [x6]


hallelujah...

i heard there was a secret chord
that david played and it pleased the lord
but you don't really care for music, do you
well it goes like this the fourth, the fifth
the minor fall and the major lift
the baffled king composing hallelujah

hallelujah...

well your faith was strong but you needed proof
you saw her bathing on the roof
her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
she tied you to her kitchen chair
she broke your throne and she cut your hair
and from your lips she drew the hallelujah

hallelujah...

baby i've been here before
i've seen this room and i've walked this floor
i used to live alone before i knew you
i've seen your flag on the marble arch
but love is not a victory march
it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

hallelujah...

well there was a time when you let me know
what's really going on below
but now you never show that to me do you
but remember when i moved in you
and the holy dove was moving too
and every breath we drew was hallelujah

well, maybe there's a god above
but all i've ever learned from love
was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you
it's not a cry that you hear at night
it's not somebody who's seen the light
it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

hallelujah...

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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-13-2006, 05:39 AM   #69
FableFreak
I am the Law!
Re: What's your favorite song?

Mozart is too cool for lyrics!

But Rush isn't....


When our weary world was young
The struggle of the ancients first began.
The gods of Love and Reason
Sought alone to rule the fate of Man.
They battled through the ages,
But still neither force would yield.
The people were divided,
Every soul a battlefield.

Apollo: Bringer of Wisdom
"I bring truth and understanding,
I bring wit and wisdom fair,
Precious gifts beyond compare.
We can build a world of wonder,
I can make you all aware.
I will find you food and shelter,
Show you fire to keep you warm
Through the endless winter storm.
You can live in grace and comfort
In the world that you transform."
The people were delighted
Coming forth to claim their prize
They ran to build their cities
And converse among the wise.
But one day the streets fell silent,
Yet they knew not what was wrong.
The urge to build these fine things
Seemed not to be so strong.
The wise men were consulted,
And the Bridge of Death was crossed
In quest of Dionysus
To find out what they had lost.
Dionysus: Bringer of Love
"I bring love to give you solace
In the darkness of the night,
In the Heart's eternal light.
You need only trust your feelings;
Only love can steer you right.
I bring laughter, I bring music,
I bring joy and I bring tears.
I will soothe your primal fears.
Throw off those chains of reason
And your prison disappears."
The cities were abandoned,
And the forests echoed song.
They danced and lived as brothers;
They knew love could not be wrong.
Food and wine they had aplenty
And they slept beneath the stars.
The people were contented
And the gods watched from afar.
But the winter fell upon them
And it caught them unprepared,
Bringing wolves and cold starvation,
And the hearts of men despaired.

The universe divided
As the Heart and Mind collided,
With the people left unguided
For so many troubled years.
In a cloud of doubts and fears,
Their world was torn asunder into hollow
Hemispheres.
Some fought themselves, some fought each other,
Most just followed one another
Lost and aimless like their brothers
For their hearts were so unclear
And the truth could not appear
Their spirits were divided into blinded
Hemispheres.
Some who did not fight
Brought tales of old to light.
"My Rocinante sailed by night
On her final flight."
To the heart of Cygnus' fearsome force
We set our course
Spiralled through that timeless space
To this immortal place.

have memory and awareness,
But I have no shape or form.
As a disembodied spirit,
I am dead and yet unborn.
I have passed into Olympus
As was told in tales of old,
To the city of Immortals,
Marble white and purest gold...
I see the gods in battle rage on high...
Thunderbolts across the sky...
I cannot move, I cannot hide...
I feel a silent scream begin inside...
Then all at once the chaos ceased
A stillness fell, a sudden peace
The warriors felt my silent cry
And stayed their struggle, mystified.
Apollo was atonished;
Dionysus thought me mad.
But they heard my story further
And they wondered, and were sad.
Looking down from Olympus
On a world of doubt and fear,
Its surface splintered
Into sorry Hemispheres.
They sat a while in silence,
Then they turned at last to me:
"We will call you Cygnus,
The god of Balance you shall be."

We can walk our road together
If our goals are all the same.
We can run alone and free
If we pursue a different aim.
Let the Truth of Love be lighted,
Let the Love of Truth shine clear. Sensibility,
Armed with sense and liberty,
With the Heart and Mind united in a single
Perfect
Sphere.
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-13-2006, 05:50 AM   #70
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Re: What's your favorite song?

Marilyn Manson

Ka-boom, Ka-boom

We're a death-marching band
Peter Pan off the wagon
Entertain but never trust anyone sober.
We're tasteless but taste good
My Stop Hat's top hated
Unsafe cheerleaders with
Porn poms and pipe bombs

I won't do it with you
I'll do it to you
I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth
I won't do it with you
I'll do it you
Don't say no
Just say now

I like a big car, cause
I'm a big star
I make a big rock and roll hit
I'd like to love you
but my heart is a sore
I am, I am, I am so yours
Ka-boom, ka-boom
Ka-boom, ka-boom
Ka-boom, ka-boom
I'd like to la la la la love you
Ka-boom, ka-boom
Ka-boom, ka-boom
Ka-boom, ka-boom
I'd like to la la la la love you

I'm the leader of the club
And I've shrugged off my mouse ears
We fly No-Class Dumbo jets
And drive hardcore-vettes
We fight war with drugs
And our sex always formal
We wear lawsuits when
We get high high high

I won't do it with you
I'll do it to you
I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth
I won't do it with you
I'll do it you
Don't say no
Just say now

I like a big car, cause
I'm a big star
I make a big rock and roll hit
I'd like to love you
but my heart is a sore
I am, I am, I am so yours
Ka-boom, ka-boom
Ka-boom, ka-boom
Ka-boom, ka-boom
I'd like to la la la la love you
Ka-boom, ka-boom
Ka-boom, ka-boom
Ka-boom, ka-boom
I'd like to la la la la love you

"Inhale, exhale, let's all hail"
It's a depraved new world
"Inhale, exhale, let's all hail"
It's a depraved new world
After all

I like a big car, cause
I'm a big star
I make a big rock and roll hit
I'd like to love you
but my heart is a sore
I am, I am, I am so yours
I am a big car and
I'm a strip bar
You call it fake,
I call it, "good as it gets."
Nothing in this world is for real
Except you are for me and
I am so yours
Ka-boom ka-boom
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-13-2006, 01:11 PM   #71
Angel
ololololololololololololo

Re: What's your favorite song?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroxas View Post
P.O.D Will you
P.O.D are awesome - I haven't listened to that album in AGES. This is one of my favourites from that album:

Find My Way

I don't know how to let you go
I've given to you all of me, all that I'll ever be
We share the same heart and soul
I want you to believe in me
See through my eyes and you will know
I'll take my chance that you will come home to me
Even if it takes some time for you to work it out
I'll be there

[Chorus:]
I still got a ways to go
So far away from home
Inside I always knew
I would find my way to you [repeat]
Find my way...

If I could be everything you want
If I could change everything that I have done
Only you know where I have gone
I want to prove I am worthy to be called yours
I need you more than I ever have
And I don't want to stay, try and find me if you can
If I get lost along the way, please don't forget me
Know that I'll be here

[Chorus]

I'll be there [x4]
I'll be there [x4]

[Chorus]

I'll be there [x4]
I'll be there [x4]
I'll find my way to you...

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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-14-2006, 02:35 AM   #72
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Re: What's your favorite song?

Marilyn Manson

Better Of Two Evils

Haters call me *****
Call me faggot
Call me whiney
But I am something that you'll never be
Hey!

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I won't look prettier if I smile for the picture
Mother****ers never liked me then
And they sure won't like me now
Don't try to drag me down in your cliché
You fake grin fits your faker face
But I find all my pleasure in your misery, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'll step on you on my way up
I'll step on you on my way down
I'll step on you on my way up
I'll step on you on my way down

Haters call me *****
Call me faggot
Call me whitey
But I am something that you'll never be
Hey!

I'll be your scapegoat
I'll be your savior
I'm the better of two evils
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm the better of two evils
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm the better of two evils
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I want to hang all you cattle with your velvet rope
Mother****ers step up and get into an orderly line
I'll show you how to make a muscle
It takes less strength to grin
Than it does to spit on all you paparazzinazis, yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

I'll step on you on my way up
I'll ****ing step on you on my way down

Haters call me *****
Call me faggot
Call me whitey
But I am something that you'll never be
Hey!

Haters call me *****
Call me faggot
Call me whitey
But I am something that you'll never be
Hey!

I'll be your scapegoat
I'll be your savior
I'm the better of two evils
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm the better of two evils
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm the better of two evils
Yeah, yeah, yeah


Don't try to lead me to temptation
Don't try to lead me to temptation
Don't try to lead me to temptation
Don't try to lead me to temptation
I've been delivered and I already know the way
Hey!

Haters call me *****
Call me faggot
Call me whitey
But I am something that you'll never be
Hey!

Haters call me *****
Call me faggot
Call me whitey
But I am something that you'll never be
Hey!

I'll be your scapegoat
I'll be your savior
I'm the better of two evils
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm the better of two evils
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm the better of two evils
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-14-2006, 02:41 AM   #73
Albion Knight
Avatar the Old



Re: What's your favorite song?

Bobby McFerrin

Don't Worry, Be Happy



Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got not girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now).....

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon past
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-14-2006, 12:04 PM   #74
keekos
Conquering the Pub Games
Re: What's your favorite song?

CRAZY FOR YOU
Sponge Cola - a filipino band, this is their version


Swaying room as the music starts
Strangers making the most of the dark
Two by two their bodies become one

I see you through the smokey air
Can't you feel the weight of my stare
You're so close but still a world away
What I'm dying to say, is that

Chorus:

I'm crazy for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
I'm crazy for you, crazy for you

Trying hard to control my heart
I walk over to where you are
Eye to eye we need no words at all

Slowly now we begin to move
Every breath I'm deeper into you
Soon we two are standing still in time
If you read my mind, you'll see

Chorus:

I'm crazy for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
I'ts all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
You'll feel it in my kiss because
I'm crazy for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
I'ts all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
I'm crazy for you, crazy for you
Crazy for you, crazy for you

It's all brand new, I'm crazy for you
And you know it's true
I'm crazy, crazy for you
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Re: What's your favorite song?
Old 12-14-2006, 04:31 PM   #75
Albion Knight
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Re: What's your favorite song?

It's All About The Pentiums

by Al Yankovic


NOTE: Lyrics in ITALICS are sung by a female vocalist.

Lyrics: It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Yeah

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?

It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??
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