I'd make a car, entirely out of Burberry. A massive 4x4, with spoilers and an exhaust the size of a manhole. and neon thingies on the bottom. and blue led headlights. and a gold plated front grill and a personalised number plate.
I was with you up to that point, but upon looking at the monstrosity id have to burn it there and then. Preferably in-front of a huge gang of chavs.
no worries, i have burberry tinted spectacles (kinda like rose coloured glasses, but help protect one from seeing chavishness in extremia). they have a diamonte rim and re ridiculously big, which looks really silly as i am male, but that was all i could get.