(sorry, i have to say this)
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One day at the sunny oakvale a destined boy went on a grand journey. He had a lot of places he had wanted to go and visit but he had to prepare for the marriage of his to a lovely young girl named Rose. She was an uppity b**ch.
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(now, im imagining it as
"One day at the sunny oakvale a destined boy went on a grand journey. He had a lot of places he had wanted to go and visit but he had to prepare for the marriage of his to a lovely young girl named Rose. She was an uppity b**ch. but the s*x was great!".....why is that?

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