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[Dr_PsychoMW]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

... Tsuyu?!

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[Tsuyu]

Pfft. Google has these filters you see and...

Nevermind.

Tanning Bed for Sale.
Airtight.
Reachable by phone all days besides Sunday; at burial.

[Dr_PsychoMW]

^

Yours is oviously about a tanning bed for sale that's sealed air tight that will kill you, except on Sunday.

[Tsuyu]

Kinda. But there is a bit more to it.

[Darg]

Blue mushrooms
Take all or none
Only used once by a hippie...

[Dr_PsychoMW]

^ Let me just say it's a honor to translate this for you. You see, once, I was playing Fable. I needed some Blue Mushrooms, so I went to a hippie. He told me to buy all or none. So I bought all of them, and sold them all back. Leaving with more money than I had before I arrived.

White People.
BET gone.
Hockey rains supreme.