I'll make a proper list this time...
1. The jar opener I have which lets out the air in the vacuum under the lid so I can open the jar more easily.
2. My laptop...dunno the specs, it's just bigger than Steve's

3. My DS
4. My mobile phone. No one calls me, mind, but it looks pretty and that's what counts.
5. My walking stick - functional but ugly. Needs pimping desperately.