Travels of a Hero Page 3

droded · 02-06-2007, 05:42 PM

Wig. With this awesome fro, nothing could stop me. I sped back and picked the captain up, when suddenly

Darg · 02-06-2007, 05:46 PM

in stepped Doctor Stabmorton, my arch-nemesis since five seconds ago. He wore a pitch black necromancer's robe and had a trader style mustache three feet long on each side. He laughed at me and my humongous hairdo, forcing my hand. I drew my weapon and...

droded · 02-07-2007, 12:59 PM

gave the man a ferocious hair cut. With his confidence breached I challenged him to a dance off! He accepted. The forest suddely became a dancefloor...

Darg · 02-07-2007, 04:01 PM

^ (Bravo Droded- made me laugh)
... with the earth trolls doing the worm and me making a complete idiot of myself. Stabmort cackled, almost forgetting his stupid haircut as he turned around and bashed me in the stomach. Okay, now I was pi$$ed off. I tore open my sack and drew out a fresh blueberry pie, hurling it with all my might and...

droded · 02-07-2007, 04:18 PM

Gave him a delicious treat. He was overhelmed by my kindness, and turned into a...

Jester. · 02-07-2007, 04:28 PM

pony that...

droded · 02-07-2007, 04:51 PM

is trained to...

Darg · 02-08-2007, 06:49 PM

dance like there's no tommorow. In light of this odd scene, I pulled out a flask of fresh beer and swigged it, only to find there was none there. The thieving doctor had run off with it before conjuring the decoy pony. I screamed in anger and mounted the pony, taking off in a flash down the road with my bow drawn. No one steals a man's beer and gets away with it! Suddenly,

droded · 02-08-2007, 06:56 PM

I passed the bordello and seemed to forget about my problem, I could see Lady Sophia from the pony which was moonwalking at quite a steady speed. She...

Darg · 02-08-2007, 06:59 PM

winked at me for a moment before an dark electrical wave fluttered around her and there appeared the Doctor in his magic disguise. I vaulted off of my pony, trying to do a gung-ho zorro maneuver, but went too far and banged my head against the Bordello sign. I could see the Doctor, mounting my pony and riding away, laughing like the evil fool he was as he drank my beer! Someone was going to pay for this. I scrambled to my feet and...

droded · 02-08-2007, 07:16 PM

turned around to punch Lady Sophia in the guts. I said Someone was going to pay for this...

Jester. · 02-09-2007, 04:24 AM

I then proudly walked over to the...

Darg · 02-09-2007, 06:58 PM

bar of the bordello and bought ninety-five kegs of beer before stealing a horse already at the bordello and speeding away down the road to find the Doctor. I rode along for awhile, savoring the country sights. Country sights? This was freaking Darkwood, I thought as I continued looking. I was paying little attention to the road in front of me and suddenly...

droded · 02-09-2007, 07:16 PM

A hobbe wearing pyjamas jumped out and started whacking my horse with a sledge hammer. I casually kicked this pest away and carried on with my sightseeing. I caught up with my pony, which was now doing the worm along the path. The doctor...

Darg · 02-13-2007, 03:47 PM

jumped out of a tall tree, screaming like a deranged chimpanzee and tackled me to the ground. I drew out one of the beers I had previously purchased, shook it up and let the cork fly, nailing him in the eye and staggering him back. This was my moment to strike, I thought. I stepped forward, my blade prepared, but he had another trick up his sleeve. He...